Post by Karl Storm on Sept 9, 2009 15:42:46 GMT -5
Back in the stark white room that houses the large cage, within which the large white bear paces as best it can. The animal is clearly restless and the only other occupant of the room, a man in a blue jersey keeps his distance from the bars of the cage as he addresses the camera.
Anarchy this week and answers I'm sure you seek.
With the scion D'Athaal away in the peaks and valleys of Nepal, a replacement must be sought so that his opponent may still be fought.
I see now what you conceive, does this task fall for faithful Dan to receive? Alas no fighter am I, more at home with the making of cake and pie.
However my master thought long and hard about who best would break Edgecrushers guard. And so here I stand with verdict in hand. The midget lovers doom is sealed for while my master may be fair, Jeff is a distinctly angry bear.
Dan smiles and motions for the camera to centre more upon the cage before snapping his fingers and causing the bear to spring into action, surging towards the front of the cage and snapping and snarling at the camera.
GRAWL ARRGH BRARGH GRRRAWRGH!!
The bear pauses and sniffs at the air for moment before sitting back on its haunches and glaring at the camera, snuffling and growling softly.
Grrrgh arrrlgh brach.
A salmon is tossed into the cage and the bear loses all interest in the camera, tossing the fish up into the air with one paw and catching it in its jaws deftly and gnawing on it contentedly. After a moment the camera moves away from the bear to fix upon the grinning Dan who shrugs his shoulders slightly.
Would that I could translate any line, alas I speak not the language of the ursine.
Now shoo, shoo. There are many things still left to do.
End scene.
Anarchy this week and answers I'm sure you seek.
With the scion D'Athaal away in the peaks and valleys of Nepal, a replacement must be sought so that his opponent may still be fought.
I see now what you conceive, does this task fall for faithful Dan to receive? Alas no fighter am I, more at home with the making of cake and pie.
However my master thought long and hard about who best would break Edgecrushers guard. And so here I stand with verdict in hand. The midget lovers doom is sealed for while my master may be fair, Jeff is a distinctly angry bear.
Dan smiles and motions for the camera to centre more upon the cage before snapping his fingers and causing the bear to spring into action, surging towards the front of the cage and snapping and snarling at the camera.
GRAWL ARRGH BRARGH GRRRAWRGH!!
The bear pauses and sniffs at the air for moment before sitting back on its haunches and glaring at the camera, snuffling and growling softly.
Grrrgh arrrlgh brach.
A salmon is tossed into the cage and the bear loses all interest in the camera, tossing the fish up into the air with one paw and catching it in its jaws deftly and gnawing on it contentedly. After a moment the camera moves away from the bear to fix upon the grinning Dan who shrugs his shoulders slightly.
Would that I could translate any line, alas I speak not the language of the ursine.
Now shoo, shoo. There are many things still left to do.
End scene.
