Friday Night Anarchy
Suicide vs. William McConnell vs. Blade LaVigne vs. Dan Hellman
If only the fourth man had of shown up this match would have been great. Although William, Blade and Hellman all put forth a good effort, the same could not be said about their other opponent; Suicide. Despite the fact that he was supposed to have the speed advantage he wobbled around like an old man missing a leg half the time. After the slightest tap he was barely able to stay upright, and after he got tossed over the top rope and onto the floor, well, let’s just say he wasn’t going to be stepping back into that ring.
The three battled it out, but it was only a matter or time before McConnell stepped out as the front runner, putting his talents on display for the fans to see. He finished the two off, getting his big debut win in the process.
Winner:
William McConnell via pinfall at 7:45
Jason Evans and The Don vs. Mark Cannon and Lance Copeland
We have our first major one-sided match right here, folks. I know, you would’ve expected more from Jason Evans in his return match, and the Don in his debut, but we didn’t get that, we got an ass-whoopin’. The unexpectingly good team of Mark Cannon and Copeland made quick work of the two, showing great teamwork and nailing some big double team moves. They won the match, giving the crowd another good show in the process.
Winners:
Mark Cannon and Lance Copeland via pinfall at 4:38
Angellus vs. Robert Saints
Really? When the fans thought Suicide and the Don looked bad, they clearly weren’t anticipating a performance like this, let alone from two rivals. These guys looked like mediocre twelve year olds wrestling, and not even the decent kind. It ended early, from the fans booing them out of the building or from clocking heads together, who knows? The fans were happy either way.
Ruled a
No Contest at 3:52
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Backstage, Jeremy Borash is with Randy Orton. Orton, to say the least, doesn't look happy.
Borash - Hello everyone, I'm JB, Jeremy Borash here with former FCW Champion, Randy Orton. Now, Randy, with your victory over Jimmy Gimmick at Summer Salvation, what's next on the agenda?
The look that Orton shoots Borash is cold enough to put a fire out.
Orton - What's next on the agenda? The 'agenda' was supposed to be about getting my World title back, before Jimmy Gimmick saw fit to make my personal business his own, and I had to step off the track to deal with him. Suddenly, I'm left with nothing to do this week, while Jimmy Gimmick is...in fact, Borash, why don't you tell me what Gimmick is doing this week?
Borash looks puzzled, but nonetheless answers the question.
Borash - He's, um, in tonight's main event against Luminous Rob--
Orton snatches the microphone out of his hand before he can finish.
Orton - Yes, that's right, against number one contender Luminous Robin, I might add. And how did he win that privilege, Borash? By winning a fatal fourway match against three other men, who wouldn't have even put their heart into it if the losers were going to get castrated. Robin isn't a number one contender, he barely even qualifies as a wrestler - and in about 20 minutes time, Jimmy Gimmick is going to show the world that. He's going to tear Robin limb from limb in that very ring, and what do you think that's going to look like? It's going to look like Jimmy Gimmick is more deserving of the number one contender's spot. -My- number one contend--
Suddenly, it's Orton that's interrupted, but it's not by someone snatching the microphone, but rather, a masked man, full balaclava over his face, bursting onto the scene and nailing him between the shoulder blades with a wooden bat. And then, once he's on the ground, hits him again, and again, and again. Finally, once it's obvious that Orton isn't getting up, the man reaches into his pockets, and removes what appears to be a length of barbed wire, straightening it between both hands...
Blacke - Hey, you!!
Before the sudden appearance of Seifer Blacke is enough to force him to retreat behind a curtain, pulling it down as he does so to impede Seifer's chase. Seifer has no interest in keeping up, however, instead checking on the well being of the roughed up Orton.
Blacke - Damn it, where the hell are the EMTS!?
The camera blacks out to a commercial break, focused solely on Randy Orton's battered form, blood trickling from between his lips.
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Karl Storm vs. Edgecrusher
Karl Storm was on a roll. Edgecrusher wasn’t. The simplest way to put this was that Karl Storm made Edgecrusher look like a complete fool. Storm was always not one, not two, but at least three steps ahead of him at all times. In his final match he couldn’t even entertain the fans; he just got tossed around like nothing, clearly aggravating the fans even more.
Winner:
Karl Storm via pinfall at 3:22
Alexander ‘The Great’ Parise vs. Eggman
Everyone’s favorite super hero was way out of his league in this one, quite frankly he probably would have been out of his league against anyone this week, but I guess the eggs were making him a little nauseas. The Champ looked terrific, tearing him apart, the whole time barely blinking. After he was done with Eggman he couldn’t even smile at the beaten and figuratively bloody body of Eggman, who was unconscious in the middle of the ring.
Winner:
Alexander Parise via pinfall at 4:16
No Disqualification Match
Luminous Robin vs. Jimmy Gimmick
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The match begins slow. Both Robin and Gimmick circle each other in the centre of the ring, Robin clearly more anxious to lock up than Jimmy is, only once they do make first contact, Jimmy swiftly pushes him away, and instead heads outside the ring. The fans boo instinctively, having anticipated the match to at least start with a little pacing, but Gimmick is having none of it and just walks straight over to the timekeeper, quite literally kicking him out of his chair and stealing it from him.
Gimmick gets straight back in the ring and simply glares at Robin. He's clearly not in the mood to wrestle, or even to be there, and Robin can tell it as well. He just grins at him, holding his arms to his sides and baiting Jimmy into taking a swing at him while he's undefended. Gimmick doesn't need to be asked, and swings with full force, only for Robin to dart straight for his legs, rolling him up in a school boy. Referee counts two, but Jimmy kicks out, his hand somehow managed to weave itself into the chair he refused to leg go of. Both men quickly climb to their feet, but Gimmick spends too long trying to pry the chair off his hand, before it's too late.
Robin throws a Climax straight at Gimmick's head, and the only thing that Jimmy can do is bring the chair up in an attempt to shield it. In the process, the impact from the kick slams it shut onto his hand and wrist, and Gimmick immediately drops, not unconscious - but screaming at the top of his lungs. Robin's about to step in and press his advantage, only for the referee to step in between him, kneeling down and checking Gimmick's hand. Only a few seconds later, and he's calling EMTs down. To say the look on Robin's face is disappointed is an understatement. Nonetheless, the official call is made - but Robin doesn't even stick around to hear it, leaving down the rampway as medics sprint past him.
Winner:
Luminous Robin by referee stoppage (1:36)
Just as Robin's about to step through the curtain, someone else comes out to see him; Alexander Parise, title draped over his shoulder. He glances to it, says something to Robin that only he picks up with a smirk on his face - only for Robin to calmly say something back to him, and head backstage. Suddenly, Parise isn't smiling anymore.
The show blacks out with a quick shot of Gimmick in the ring surrounded by EMTs, trying to flex his hand - and the anxious, perplexed face of the FCW Champion.
