Post by The Rock on Sept 1, 2009 18:31:12 GMT -5
Cameras tour the arena as the show returns from it's commercial break and spotlights are out shining down on the standing members of the audience. Crowds are screaming and chanting:
The screen then goes from pitch black to the backstage office of Full Contact Wrestling's newest Board Of Director, Aaron Bischoff. Bischoff has his feet up on the table in front of him sitting in his black leather swivel chair. He has a big devilish smile on his face that extends from one side to the other.
He sets down a stack of papers entitled "Match Cards" on his desk with a newly made solid gold name plate with "Mr. Bischoff" written on it with nice and big letters. Aaron puts everything aside and begins to talk in front of the Anarchy audience.
Why hello there Friday Night Anarchy! How is the show tonight if I you don't mind me asking?
You may be wondering just why I am here making an announcement from my office here. You see Vince and I have been fixing up this piece of shit that you selfish fans have made our company into.
Bischoff smiles showing his pleasure to the fans reply. He removes his feet from the desk and now scoots his chair in with his hands cupped together. Each move seems well thought out and planned from the professional.
You all seem to find joy in these wrestlers that come out here and put on a show for you so they can leave here with better chances at winning the gold. Because every last one of you know that it is all an ACT. *He pauses for the remarks from the audience* What these wrestlers really want are the championships. Sure those like Luminous Robin and Wizz Kidd may tell you differently, but in the end, the only real difference between people like them and people like Vince Osborn, Jimmy Gimmick, and myself is that you cheer them and boo us. That is a exact example of the disgusting work of the face wrestlers! This sickening display of poor acting toward you people is the kind of wrestling that would make RM turn in his grave.
The booing is at a high amount and the microphone isn't enough for Aaron to talk so he pauses and hearing the angry results from the fans turns his smile into more of a pleased look. Bischoff is done playing games and continues with his point.
Last night on the FCW Anarchy Exclusive show, I made a visual example on what happens to those who lie for popularity with you miscreants. Petey and Sabin are both insults to the entire pro wrestling sport and Full Contact Wrestling. These ignorant pricks try to pass off as wrestlers and failed. Lacking desire and do nothing but kiss the ass of the audience. So I hit them both in effective areas with a steel chair. *His smile widens* And you may wonder, so what? They will heal right? They can heal, but they won't be coming back to FCW, because.... Williams and Sabin, YOUR FIRED!
Hahaha, this is only the beginning my friends. Vince Osborn and I have major plans for this company. And it is only starting here. Our changes are going to be made every week. I promise to you that the administration has never been this powerful. By the time we are done, the FCW will be perfect and better than ever.
Which leads me to my final announcement of the night. This week on Friday Night Anarchy! There will be a match for the epic battle between heel and face. On one side of the ring will be the Apocalypse, Jimmy Gimmick! And on the other side of the ring, the icon for everything wrong with wrestling, Luminous Robin. *The fans cheer when hearing their fan favorite's name*
Shut up! I'm not finished yet... And the match stipulation is..... a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!
Bischoff swivels away from the camera and the screen goes to the BOD member's theme.
JR: Oh my god King, can you believe the match Mr. Bischoff just made?
The King: Yeah JR! Jimmy Gimmick against the Luminous Robin! Can you believe it?
JR: That's not all King, don't forget the stipulation, a NO DQ match! That is insane!
The screen then goes from pitch black to the backstage office of Full Contact Wrestling's newest Board Of Director, Aaron Bischoff. Bischoff has his feet up on the table in front of him sitting in his black leather swivel chair. He has a big devilish smile on his face that extends from one side to the other.
He sets down a stack of papers entitled "Match Cards" on his desk with a newly made solid gold name plate with "Mr. Bischoff" written on it with nice and big letters. Aaron puts everything aside and begins to talk in front of the Anarchy audience.
Why hello there Friday Night Anarchy! How is the show tonight if I you don't mind me asking?
You may be wondering just why I am here making an announcement from my office here. You see Vince and I have been fixing up this piece of shit that you selfish fans have made our company into.
Bischoff smiles showing his pleasure to the fans reply. He removes his feet from the desk and now scoots his chair in with his hands cupped together. Each move seems well thought out and planned from the professional.
You all seem to find joy in these wrestlers that come out here and put on a show for you so they can leave here with better chances at winning the gold. Because every last one of you know that it is all an ACT. *He pauses for the remarks from the audience* What these wrestlers really want are the championships. Sure those like Luminous Robin and Wizz Kidd may tell you differently, but in the end, the only real difference between people like them and people like Vince Osborn, Jimmy Gimmick, and myself is that you cheer them and boo us. That is a exact example of the disgusting work of the face wrestlers! This sickening display of poor acting toward you people is the kind of wrestling that would make RM turn in his grave.
The booing is at a high amount and the microphone isn't enough for Aaron to talk so he pauses and hearing the angry results from the fans turns his smile into more of a pleased look. Bischoff is done playing games and continues with his point.
Last night on the FCW Anarchy Exclusive show, I made a visual example on what happens to those who lie for popularity with you miscreants. Petey and Sabin are both insults to the entire pro wrestling sport and Full Contact Wrestling. These ignorant pricks try to pass off as wrestlers and failed. Lacking desire and do nothing but kiss the ass of the audience. So I hit them both in effective areas with a steel chair. *His smile widens* And you may wonder, so what? They will heal right? They can heal, but they won't be coming back to FCW, because.... Williams and Sabin, YOUR FIRED!
Hahaha, this is only the beginning my friends. Vince Osborn and I have major plans for this company. And it is only starting here. Our changes are going to be made every week. I promise to you that the administration has never been this powerful. By the time we are done, the FCW will be perfect and better than ever.
Which leads me to my final announcement of the night. This week on Friday Night Anarchy! There will be a match for the epic battle between heel and face. On one side of the ring will be the Apocalypse, Jimmy Gimmick! And on the other side of the ring, the icon for everything wrong with wrestling, Luminous Robin. *The fans cheer when hearing their fan favorite's name*
Shut up! I'm not finished yet... And the match stipulation is..... a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!
Bischoff swivels away from the camera and the screen goes to the BOD member's theme.
JR: Oh my god King, can you believe the match Mr. Bischoff just made?
The King: Yeah JR! Jimmy Gimmick against the Luminous Robin! Can you believe it?
JR: That's not all King, don't forget the stipulation, a NO DQ match! That is insane!
