Post by Mark Cannon on Aug 31, 2009 22:03:28 GMT -5
Vi: Mark! Mark!
Mark: I'm listening.
Vi: No you're not. Or course you're not.
Mark: How do you know if I'm listening?
Vi: Because you didn't flinch when I read of some possible names for your finisher.
Mark: Fine, give them to me.
Vi: Okay... The Exploder.
Mark: It makes it sound like I have diarrhea.
Vi: Gross...but kind true. Alright then, the Dive Bomb.
Mark: Nah, sounds too much like an high-flying move.
Vi: Maybe if you had some high-flying moves...
Mark: Don't start in that. You know I can't do any of that acrobatic stuff.
Vi: Maybe if your shoelaces weren't always tied together.
Mark: That was once!
Vi: Mark, you've got invisible shoelaces permanently tied around your ankles.
Mark: Excuse me, I haven't tripped over a flat-surface in two months.
Vi: Congratulations. Now back to names. How about ShellShock.
Mark: Taken.
Vi: Well, I don't know Maybe something to down with Mortars or something. Whatever, we'll talk about it later.
Mark: Why?
Vi: We gotta film a promo.
Mark: Fuck! Is that today!
Vi: Yeah, now come on! I don't want to be late.
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A blank screen. Then lights. Green, purple and blue highlight the silhouette of FCW's newest wrestler.
Voiceover: Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory...
Mark Cannon is now shown, standing tall and proud in his wrestling gear waving a small American flag that he throws over his shoulder.
Voiceover: it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated.
Mark: FCW is about to learn the art of war.
Fade to black.
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Vi: Artsy.
Mark: Think it was too on the nose?
Vi: No, I like the Art of War angle. Let's people know you're literate. Something I can't say for a lot of the other guys out there.
Mark: Great, by the way, I came up with a cool finisher name. It's-
Vi: Later. Right now, we need to get you ready. You need to get your ass out of the books and into the gym.
Mark: I normally don't put my ass in books.
Vi: Oh it's going to be a long week.
Mark: I'm listening.
Vi: No you're not. Or course you're not.
Mark: How do you know if I'm listening?
Vi: Because you didn't flinch when I read of some possible names for your finisher.
Mark: Fine, give them to me.
Vi: Okay... The Exploder.
Mark: It makes it sound like I have diarrhea.
Vi: Gross...but kind true. Alright then, the Dive Bomb.
Mark: Nah, sounds too much like an high-flying move.
Vi: Maybe if you had some high-flying moves...
Mark: Don't start in that. You know I can't do any of that acrobatic stuff.
Vi: Maybe if your shoelaces weren't always tied together.
Mark: That was once!
Vi: Mark, you've got invisible shoelaces permanently tied around your ankles.
Mark: Excuse me, I haven't tripped over a flat-surface in two months.
Vi: Congratulations. Now back to names. How about ShellShock.
Mark: Taken.
Vi: Well, I don't know Maybe something to down with Mortars or something. Whatever, we'll talk about it later.
Mark: Why?
Vi: We gotta film a promo.
Mark: Fuck! Is that today!
Vi: Yeah, now come on! I don't want to be late.
.....................
A blank screen. Then lights. Green, purple and blue highlight the silhouette of FCW's newest wrestler.
Voiceover: Making no mistakes is what establishes the certainty of victory...
Mark Cannon is now shown, standing tall and proud in his wrestling gear waving a small American flag that he throws over his shoulder.
Voiceover: it means conquering an enemy that is already defeated.
Mark: FCW is about to learn the art of war.
Fade to black.
.........................
Vi: Artsy.
Mark: Think it was too on the nose?
Vi: No, I like the Art of War angle. Let's people know you're literate. Something I can't say for a lot of the other guys out there.
Mark: Great, by the way, I came up with a cool finisher name. It's-
Vi: Later. Right now, we need to get you ready. You need to get your ass out of the books and into the gym.
Mark: I normally don't put my ass in books.
Vi: Oh it's going to be a long week.
