The Rock
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Post by The Rock on Aug 24, 2009 21:48:14 GMT -5
The camera zooms backstage to an outside parking lot where we find FCW wrestler Puma staring at the bright lights and nightlife of New York City. Its a great view from the back of the Garden. Puma looks puzzled and caught up in deep thought. He has a match coming up at SummerSalvation and its obvious that he has put quite a lot of thought into it. Eggman has called his alignment into question and he plans on taking action to redeem his name as being a athletic face. The same thing is exactly what makes him ask himself whether its all worth the burden. Why is it that Eggman made this fight again?He ponders a moment and comes to a conclusion that he has known for awhile now. My mask. Somehow to this self-proclaimed "hero" the mask altars my personality. Again he thinks and takes another moment to reconsider his answer. No. How is that something that I wore on my face caused a problem with Edgecrusher, a super hero obsessed with eggs, a 300 pound leprechaun, and about 12 angry midgets? Because I wear a mask, people can't tell my true identity or my intentions? Well why is it that before this match was made, I was all about the title? For sure my intentions have changed and my attitude has gone astray. Why should I be given the title just for showing up and making a stable? Why should my matches be determined by where I was trained and where I came from? NO, its over and it's done. I will earn my chance in FCW the way it should be won, with endurance and hard work. This Sunday, at Summer Salvation, the FCW will see a new Puma.Puma stalls for a moment and unstraps his mask. Puma turns away from the camera and removes the entire mask facing the streets of NY. No, the entire world will see, a darker Puma from now on. Whatever it takes.... until the last drop off blood. You can boo or you can cheer... but in the end. It comes down to me in that ring against my opponent... and... the mask. Its time that you learn Eggman, I am neither friend nor foe... I am Puma. Puma walks away...
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Eggman
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Post by Eggman on Aug 25, 2009 17:30:25 GMT -5
As Puma walks away, the camera zooms through the parking lot, around to the side, where Eggman's camper truck and egg trailer sit under a tree. The door to the camper top on the truck is open, and as the camera zooms in on it, The costumed hero himself exits and walks down the steps. The camera follows him as he shuts the door and strolls through the parking lot toward the arena.
Eggman: So, back in the Egg Camper, (jerks a thumb over his shoulder to indicate his battered pickup and slide in camper) I just saw Puma's promo on the Egg-O-Vision. Puma says he's giving up his mask, and that he's neither good nor bad.
Eggman grins.
Well, Puma, if you're neither good or bad, that makes you Neutral. Other people have said they're Neutral before. Just to name a couple, Boba Fett and the Punisher. Now, there's two guys you don't want to be around when they go off. They'll kill you with the collateral damage alone, and collateral damage is one thing most heroes try to avoid.
Eggman has reached the arena, and opens the door to go inside.
Thing is, Puma, I never once said you were a bad guy. I said the mask meant you were probably either a hero or a villain, and I just wanted you to prove which. I actually give you props. You didn't run and hide from my challenge, like that wannabe Joker ripoff Virus. As for EdgeMan, the tub o'lard leprechaun, and those damn annoying midgets, well, that's what I'd call an unforeseen complication. Happens all the time in the superhero biz, and it's something you gotta be ready for if you're a hero of my caliber.
I'm ready. I'm ready for Whizzer Twit at Anarchy, and once I kick his ass for Whizzing all over the place, I'm ready for that Ultimate X match for my title shot. Then, I'm coming for you, the 2 ton leprechaun, and EdgeMan.
Eggman has worked his way through the arena to the boiler room door as he spoke, and he winks at the camera, then jerks the door open and charges inside with a heroic war cry. As he enters, he spies a beat up old couch obviously salvaged from a curb somewhere, with a sleeping form on it. EdgeMan's mask and yellow towel/cape are resting on the back of the couch, and the sleeper wears janitor's coveralls. Eggman charges at the couch, prepared to attack.
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Post by The Edgecrusher on Aug 26, 2009 21:34:43 GMT -5
Eggman recklessly charges forward, not noticing the attention he had since opening the door. Like a swarm of extra small Africanized killer bees the Midgets move in. Bob the most famous of them all dives in front of Eggman, the "superhero" trips over the little man and crashes down flat on his face. The sound of the impact startles The Edgecrusherman awake, he leaps back to his feet ready to fight. Instead he's met by a Eggman being pumled by his midget army. Edgecrusherman relaxes a bit and scratches his head.
"All right guys..." The midgets ignore so Marc repeats himself in a more stern tone. "I SAID... ALL RIGHT GUYS!" The midgets stop instantly, except for Bob who deals out one final kick to Eggman's sack. Eggman pushes himself back up as Marc grabs a nearby mop.
"Plan on attacking me with that Edgecrusherman?" Eggman asks the resident FCW wrestlers/janitor. Marc laughs to himself.
"No, actually i gotta clean up that mess you guys just made." Marc points down at the floor. The shape of Eggman's body is outlined in egg yoke, he had forgot about all the eggs in his pocket.
"Don't try to fool me evil-doer! I know your Edgecrusherman!" Eggman bellows out in his most heroic voice.
"I don't know what your talking about dude, I'm just a janitor here at the FCW! How you ever thought I was that criminal mastermind Edgecrusherman I'll never know." One of the midgets walks over to Marc and tugs on his coverall pocket. Marc leans down as low as he possibly can. The midget whispers something into his ear, Marc attention never straying from Eggman. He stands back up and feels his face, guess he should have taken the cheap Halloween mask off before taking that nap.
"Your a smart, smart man Eggman. You found your way past all my traps and entered the hideout, all the while figuring out my secret identity." Marc sits back down on his couch as menacingly as possible all the while avoiding the unknown stain on the right armrest. "Tell me what it is you want from me Eggman?"
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Eggman
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Post by Eggman on Aug 27, 2009 12:49:50 GMT -5
Eggman chuckles as he wipes the bulk of the egg yolk from himself. Keeping the raw eggs in his coat pockets rather than in his impact-resistant utility belt was, in hindsight, a minor miscalculation.
Eggman: So, Edgecrusherman I see I was right! At least I was right when I saw you enter this lair of yours. I had not guessed your alter ego, that of mild-mannered janitor Marc Summers! I thank you for that valuable piece of information.
Eggman reaches into his utility belt, as Edgecrusherman warily brandishes the mop as if to defend himself with it. Eggman smiles and comes up with four 40 ounce cans of Blaar beer.
Edgecrusherman: So, what, now you want to drink with me?
Eggman: Not exactly.
Eggman rolls the cans along the floor so that they roll behind him to the midgets.
Bob the Midget: Free beer! Crappy beer, but it's free!
The midgets begin to fight over the 40s, ignoring everything else.
Eggman: Now I have cleverly distracted your minuscule minions. I come mainly to deliver a message. I inform you that my plan is working perfectly. Virus has run like the coward he is, Puma is thinking of giving up his mask, and now I know who exactly you are. This leaves only HHH and that extra-large economy size leprechaun. HHH, I have no idea what he's up to, but the Plus-size Irishman will eventually fall, too.
Eggman dips into his utility belt again, and comes up with three more eggs. Two turn out to be smoke bombs as he dashes them to the floor. Though Eggman can be clearly seen sneaking around in the cloud of smoke, he somehow manages to sneak behind Edgecrusherman, despite being randomly struck on the back of the head by the mop Edgecrusherman is blindly swinging about. Eggman stands behind the ratty old couch, wrinkling his nose at the smell.
Eggman: And you, I have two shots at you. We meet in the No-Holds Barred Masked match, and once I defeat Whizzer Twit for public urination, we shell meet in the Ultimate X Title Shot match at Summer Salvation!
Oh, and tell that kick-happy little turd over there that I wear a cup. I hope he bruised his toes.
Eggman strikes Edgecrusherman in the back of the head with the third egg, which turns out to be one of his rotten egg stink bombs, pulls out and activates another smoke bomb, and under the smoke's questionable cover, sneaks back out the door.
As the smoke clears, Edgecrusherman looks down to see something lying on one of the cleaner spots of the couch. He picks it up and stares at it.
Edgecrusherman: Alright! Coupons for the Egg Trailer!
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The Rock
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Post by The Rock on Aug 27, 2009 15:54:15 GMT -5
Masked Fates Part 1 Eggman rushes down the hall to escape through the back followed by an army of Edge Midgets now empty of their booze. He is almost there and he is only a dash away from door. Egg reaches it and then out jumps from above Puma who swings from the iron bar attached to the rafters and strikes the Egg based hero right in the head with a massive kick. The midgets approach Puma and the dazed Eggy lying without motion on the floor. He's all yours guys. Bob screams All right! Woohoo!, followed by the screams of other midgets charging toward the unconscious hero. During this Puma sneaks away and up the hall until he comes to a corner where he peaks around. There crouched down scrubbing the floor, is the janitor mask on. When he looks away Puma sees the chance and runs to take him out. He encounters him with a series of punches and kicks until he is on the ground. Then grabs the mops and throws it at him. As quickly as he came, he is gone. The surprise attack was a success. Then headed out to the stage, the Puma theme is played over the PA System. He makes his way down the arena and jumps up onto the ringside and jumps over the ropes. He grabs a mic from inside and takes a couple laps around the ring walking while the music stops. He then begins steadily. At SummerSalvation, I have a masked match with other competitors. Only 1 is the true masked wrestler. That's me. And tonight I made a statement to what will happen in a week. He pauses and takes a good look around at the crowd. This match will be No Holds Barred and we will be able to wield anything. But I have a new stipulation. I will put my mask up on the line. If I am pinned in this match, I will remove my mask on FCW. Fans cheer and some mixed response. There is anger in his voice and you can tell he is a bit worried of the outcome. There is no stopping at this point. Defeat is not an option. Eggman now enters down the ramp already holding a mic with tons of midgets clinging on to his arm and one biting into his ankle. He shakes them off and runs into the ring. Out behind him comes Edgecrusher still in his janitor suit. They all get in the ring with the exception of nearly 40 midgets. They go to the side bouncing around the announce table. Now from out of the ring rolls Markswoggle running over 15 midgets and jumping into the ring. All the wrestlers stand in the ring, one in a superman pose, one in a martial arts form, another fiddling with a mop, and Markswoggle shaking off midgets 10 at a time. Puma glances at each and jumps to the side hitting an attacking midget. How about Salvation a little early gentlemen?
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Post by 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin on Aug 27, 2009 15:56:25 GMT -5
A masked man approaches Eggman and Edgeman.
Masked man: I think that I would like to join this Masked No Hold Barred Match.
Masked man reaches to shake Eggman's hand but he delightfully turns it down.
Masked man: Well, hello, I am Suicide. The greatest Masked wrestler that has ever lived. I want in. And why don't we up the anty a little: Who ever gets pinned first and last have to face each other in another match with the loser having to be de-masked. How's that sound?
TBC: Whoever.
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Lance Copeland
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"All right maggots, listen up! Popo's about to teach you the pecking order!
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Post by Lance Copeland on Aug 27, 2009 18:42:21 GMT -5
You...all of you sicken me!
Lance Copeland walks down towards the ring,carrying a singapore cane and a glass case. While walking, a midget attempts to get in the way. In one swift motion, Copeland swats at the Edgemantry(play on to infantry), which hits him on the crown of the head, "busting him open"(when we all know he bladed himself, come on people!). Continuing on his way to the ring, he puts the cane on the floor and rolls into the ring.
You truat! you dare hit a midget? You are true evil sir!
Markswoogle:Yeah man, seriously, not cool.
Oh, shut up! What right do you even have hear? You don't even where a mask! And who the hell's ever heard of a black, Irish, 350 lb. leprechaun?
The crowd joins in an "Ohh!" as Edgeman and Eggman start to snicker
And don't you start you self proclaimed 5 year olds! It's because of you two that this whole situation arose! Your little "battle of good and evil".Hell, you don't know the differance between the two!
As he turns to Suicide, you see Edge and Egg with an awed look on their faces. Even tually they turn to each other, staring meaningfully.
Suicide, I have nothing to say to. Just for the fact that I have no true quarrel with you.But you Puma...
he turns to the center of attention in the ring.
You I am most disgusted with. What happened to the proud Mexican Lucha that I met 10 years ago in Mil Mascarases school for Lucha Dores? Granted, our friendship went south when we had our 'mask vs. mask' match and I lost. But when I had heard you had gotten a contract with the FCW, I was thrilled....
Lances eyes which were filled with a whimsical light of memories past then went back to the cold, dark blue they normally are.
Then I read the article. 'Japanese superstar removes mask ' Why?. Because of this fat, dilusinary S.O.B.? What was the first rule? WHAT WAS IT?!!!
Puma pauses as he looks downward with either distain or ashame.
Ne-never doubt what you are.
And what the hell have you done?
(TBC Puma)
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The Rock
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Post by The Rock on Aug 27, 2009 19:41:43 GMT -5
Puma smiles when he looks up at the supposed prodigy. So where the hell do you come across thinking you belong in this match? Every match you have ever faced me in, you showed me NOTHING. A fake fraud for a lucha libre wrestler is all that you are. Go home before you get too far into this match. There is no winning for you when you are in competition with wrestlers like us and you have no place to talk Rookie! Puma then goes head to head with the bold talking wrestler. He eventually backs off and starts on the mic again. Who said I was removing my mask? I am putting it on the line if I get pinned in a match with over 5 other wrestlers. I have no intentions of losing this match and the only person getting pinned in this match is Eggman when I'm done with him. *He puts in a quick grin* I'll deal with you after SummerSalvation. I beat you once in Mexico and I'll beat you again in the world of Full Contact Wrestling. Suicide's theme plays over the PA system and smoke surrounds the stage. He makes his way down and slides in the ring with a mic. Oh hell no back your ass up. Nu uh I'm not dealing with this guy now. What scared Puma? Back off he's mine! Puma jumps off the ropes and hits a double drop kick. Both get back up and come right after the masked star. He takes a hit and is pushes down to the ground while Lance hits a spear on Suicide. Puma hits Copeland with a side kick and flees the ring while he was ahead. He walks out confidently but the action inside the ring wasn't quite over. Puma has a nice view from the stage of both Suicide and Lance going at it. Both stars put on a helluva show and Puma exits clapping as both lay in the ring beat. TBC By Other Superstars!
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Lance Copeland
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"All right maggots, listen up! Popo's about to teach you the pecking order!
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Post by Lance Copeland on Aug 27, 2009 20:27:44 GMT -5
Why was Suicide attacking him all of a sudden? All he knew was he had to defend himself. As the flurry of punches commence, Lance decides to end it with a hard superkick. There, now to grab his mask and.... Where's the mask? WHERE'S THE DAMM MASK! the case was here, but... suddenly he looked towards Puma, who held it, the mask in the shape of a wolf's head. Furious, Copeland, La Blanco Lobo, the White Wolf, ran towards his enemy and former friend Puma
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Eggman
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Post by Eggman on Aug 28, 2009 10:09:49 GMT -5
Startled, Eggman, Edgecrusherman, and Markswoggle stare openmouthed at the commotion. Even Edgecrusherman's army of midgets pause in their attack on Markswoggle and Eggman.
Eggman: What in the name of justice is this all about? Another masked wrestler at this late time?
As Eggman peels a midget off of his leg and pitches the little person at the battle between Suicide, Copeland, and Puma, Edgecrusherman and Markswoggle look at each other and shrug, just as puzzled as anyone else.
Finally, Eggman turns to Markswoggle.
Eggman: So, thou large leprechaun. Where's your mask? Or are you waiting to eat your giant institutional size box of Lucky Charms so you can cut out the mask printed on the back?
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Post by Markswoggle on Aug 28, 2009 17:07:46 GMT -5
Uh Mask? Uh oh. Damn! I knew that I forgot something. He takes a minute to think of a way to get a mask. In this thinking process his hands go automatically throwing midgets out of the ring. Then finally it comes to him! Markswoggle lifts up a midget the back of his pants and gives him the ultimate wedgie. He rips off his shorts and underwear before launching him 15 feet in the air soaring into the disgusted woman fans. He then rips and tears at it and sticks it on his head. Will this work for you Egg freak? He clicks his heels and rolls out of the ring eliminating the final standing midgets without even putting any effort into it. Swoggle goes half way up the ramp when he turns around remembering the remarks earlier. The size comparison in the ring is unanimous with Mark the victor. Copeland already at a kneel is taken out with a simple kick and he flies out of the ring. Egg jumps for the heroic attempt flying in with random punches to no avail. Swoggle picks him up and tosses him out. He shakes his head and goes: Assholes. With a smile and leaves.
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