Who Is Puma?

[The Rock]

Jim Ross:
Ladies and Gentlemen we bring you live from the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, PA tonight in front of a sold out crowd and we are ready to get things rolling!
Jim Cornette:
Yes J.R. and to begin our show tonight we are having an interview with a new superstar to debut tonight for us and we will find out.. Who is Puma?
Camera flashes and turns into revolving logo and cameras are turned to a masked wrestler and interviewer Ric Flair.
Ric Flair:
WOOOOOO! I am here in front of you all to a new young talent in the business and I want to know, why do you wear that mask son?
Puma:
Well Ric I wear it to symbol my proud heritage and all my years of hard training in the New Japan Dojo.
Ric Flair:
Yes and what exactly do you plan on accomplishing for these wonderful fans out here?
Fans cheer
Puma:
I am gonna come out here and show everyone what I can do and how well I can do it. Since day 1 when I decided to become a wrestler I waited for the day that I could come to the FCW and hold a big gold title above my head and announce to the world..... the champ is HERE!
Ric Flair:
Woah there you sound pretty confident, you know you don't just get named the champ around here kid right?
Puma:
I don't plan to Ric, no matter how many matches or how many moves it takes, I will be standing in the end with a title on my waist until I can no longer move.
Ric Flair:
Anything else you want to say before we wrap this up?
Puma:
Yes... If you can hear me Alexander. I am issuing a challenge to you champ. Anytime in that ring. Bring it on!

[Eggman]

Cut to Eggman, sitting in his egg trailer, staring openmouthed at an old TV duct taped to the top of the fridge as Puma's promo ends. He is completely absorbed, ignoring one of his few customers as a pair of fried eggs, sunny-side up, start to burn on the grill.

Customer: Helllllllloooooooo!!!!!!!!? I think my damn eggs are burning! Helllllllloooooooo!!!!!!!! Egg dude?

Eggman absent-mindedly grabs a spatula, slides the eggs onto a Value-Time paper plate and hands it in the general direction of his customer, who only barely manages to save the plate from collapsing and dumping his eggs on the ground.

Eggman: (attention still riveted on the TV) Thankyoucomeagain.

Customer: Unfuckingbelieveable. (Wanders off using a cheap plastic fork from Eggman's counter to eat his eggs)

Eggman: (To himself) Puma. You reveal yourself. Your mask reveals your true character. One only wears a mask to hide his identity. Why would you hide your identity unless you were a villain? Or maybe a hero? I shall, as Eggman, find out. I will make it my mission.

And, if you be villain, I shall vanquish you in the name of truth, justice, and a high protein diet!

Eggman pulls a dozen eggs from the fridge, and dumps them all, shells and all, into a blender, and turns it on high. He chugs the entire mess, and then starts to leave his trailer, when he spots a piece of paper sticking out from under one of the counters. He frowns, stoops down, and pulls it out. It's an old newspaper ad for Batman: The Dark Knight. He frowns at it, and slowly, he begins to develop a slack-jawed "huh?!" expression.

Eggman roots through an upper cabinet and pulls out a file headed "FCW talent" He quickly roots through it and pulls out a photo of Virus. He compares the Batman ad with its picture of the Joker's white face, to Virus in his white facepaint.

As Eggman gets an "AHA!!!" expression on his face, a light directly over his head suddenly comes on. Clutching both pictures, Joker and Virus, Eggman hits a master switch shutting down everything in the trailer, and makes a beeline for the FCW arena on the other side of the parking lot.