Post by Jason Evans on Aug 12, 2009 20:30:58 GMT -5
The camera goes from the announce table to Todd Grisham in the locker room...he is wearing glasses, hair spiked high, and a black suit with a striped tie.
Todd Grisham: Thanks guys...well, I'm here with the self proclaimed 'Next Big Thing' the man voted most improved in the ring in month of July, yes, I am talking about Evan Bourne.
The camera zooms out and catches both Evan and Todd on the screen.
Evan: Hey Todd, lost your virginity yet?
Todd looks at Evan and mutters quietly to Evan:
Todd: Dammit Evan! You said you'd never tell...my mom was happy when I told her that I kissed a girl...
Evan laughs and looks at Todd...
Evan: Yeah, because it was your cousin! No, no, I'm only joking guys...hell, when are we going to start the damn interview?!
Todd coughs trying to clear his throat and straightens his tie and lifts the microphone up to his mouth.
Todd: Yes, well, how do you feel about Triple H challenging Legacy to a match, that wasn't even sanctioned?!
Evan: Well, I was hoping to avoid this question but, any how: I don't care if he calls himself: 'The King of Kings' but everybody knows that the real king of FCW is Randy Orton. You hear that Hunter: Randy will always be better than you. You may have trained Randy along with Ric Flair but that doesn't mean your better than him...and you may walk around the ring with your little hippie buddy: Shawn Michaels, but that just shows to these peoples that you NEED somebody at your side to compete with Legacy. Hell, you'd even need the whole roster to take us out. And we'd still be standing!
Todd: OK, um, yeah, how do you feel about having your former rival, Seifer Blacke: The Intercontinental Champion, side by side with you in Legacy.
Evan: Like Randy said: the past is supposed to be left in the past. We might have hated each others guts just a few weeks ago but that was a few weeks ago...this is now. That was then. Legacy can never have to many wrestlers on our side. We don't think of this part as 'recruiting' but as 'an expansion'. Kind of like the brand split when Anarchy made a baby with the late great Richard M. Volgur that was named Requeim...damn, it's hard to see the former owner of FCW Six Feet Under...it hit's us all right where it hurts...and this also means that we won't be getting our weekly check anymore until a new owner is appointed...but, luckily: I have a Swiss Bank Account and enough money to feed all of Utopia...twice.
Todd: Damn, that's a lot of money...any how, you have yet another match against Blade LaVigne...your thoughts?
Evan: Once again: I'll always be better than Blade...I mean, I have a lot of respect for that guy...for god sakes he was the last X Division Champ in history! But, he crossed the line when he called me a 'jobber' on his recent air time...when he did that: He crossed the line of no return! I will always have Randy Orton, Seifer Blacke, and Cody Rhodes in my corner....who does he have? Nobody but him and god. I am greatness...I know that I am and always will be behind Randy and Seifer but I know what I have to work for: To be mentioned in the same sentence as those two future Hall of Famers. I one day hope to establish myself side by side wi--wait, I already am...wow, it's like upon, or something!
Todd looks at Evan in question...
Todd: Um, yes...which leads me onto my next subject...you and Cody seem to be acting less like partners and more like brothers, what's up with that?
Evan: Whats wrong with that? Cody and I are as close as brothers. If you want to have chemistry in the ring with somebody: You have to befriend them, not hate them...Cody and I just click together in the ring...when we get our time to shine: Trust me, we will...we are going to win the big ones before September...you can count on it. We'll take each other to new heights, never seen to the human eye before! This is one of the longest running tag teams in FCW today. There are some teams that just don't have it. You know you have it when you throw up on your boss when asked about tagging with this certain superstar...that's another road I don't want to go down again...
Todd: Um, yeah, OK, I know how you feel? Well, anyhow, I know that you have a party tonight seeing in how it's you wife's birthday bu--
Evan: Your damn skippy, hippie. Oh, are you still coming?
Todd: Yeah. Anyhow: One last question: Who is, in your opinion, the best in Legacy?
Evan: Nobody is better than anybody in Legacy...we are all equally as good...damn, who the hell am I kidding...if I had to list the best from the not-best, I'd list us: Randy Orton, Seifer Blacke, Cody Rhodes, and then me. Now, if you want to know who would win in a Fatal-Four-Way, I'd say Randy because, well, come on, He's Randy for god sakes!
Evan looks at his watch and jumps up.
Evan: Damn, sorry Todd but I'd promise my bit--she's probably watching so: I promised my wifey that I'd be at the club before the party starts, I gotta go man...I'll talk to you at the party, bye.
Todd: Yeah, bye. Well, back to you guys.
The camera goes to the announce table...
EORP.
Todd Grisham: Thanks guys...well, I'm here with the self proclaimed 'Next Big Thing' the man voted most improved in the ring in month of July, yes, I am talking about Evan Bourne.
The camera zooms out and catches both Evan and Todd on the screen.
Evan: Hey Todd, lost your virginity yet?
Todd looks at Evan and mutters quietly to Evan:
Todd: Dammit Evan! You said you'd never tell...my mom was happy when I told her that I kissed a girl...
Evan laughs and looks at Todd...
Evan: Yeah, because it was your cousin! No, no, I'm only joking guys...hell, when are we going to start the damn interview?!
Todd coughs trying to clear his throat and straightens his tie and lifts the microphone up to his mouth.
Todd: Yes, well, how do you feel about Triple H challenging Legacy to a match, that wasn't even sanctioned?!
Evan: Well, I was hoping to avoid this question but, any how: I don't care if he calls himself: 'The King of Kings' but everybody knows that the real king of FCW is Randy Orton. You hear that Hunter: Randy will always be better than you. You may have trained Randy along with Ric Flair but that doesn't mean your better than him...and you may walk around the ring with your little hippie buddy: Shawn Michaels, but that just shows to these peoples that you NEED somebody at your side to compete with Legacy. Hell, you'd even need the whole roster to take us out. And we'd still be standing!
Todd: OK, um, yeah, how do you feel about having your former rival, Seifer Blacke: The Intercontinental Champion, side by side with you in Legacy.
Evan: Like Randy said: the past is supposed to be left in the past. We might have hated each others guts just a few weeks ago but that was a few weeks ago...this is now. That was then. Legacy can never have to many wrestlers on our side. We don't think of this part as 'recruiting' but as 'an expansion'. Kind of like the brand split when Anarchy made a baby with the late great Richard M. Volgur that was named Requeim...damn, it's hard to see the former owner of FCW Six Feet Under...it hit's us all right where it hurts...and this also means that we won't be getting our weekly check anymore until a new owner is appointed...but, luckily: I have a Swiss Bank Account and enough money to feed all of Utopia...twice.
Todd: Damn, that's a lot of money...any how, you have yet another match against Blade LaVigne...your thoughts?
Evan: Once again: I'll always be better than Blade...I mean, I have a lot of respect for that guy...for god sakes he was the last X Division Champ in history! But, he crossed the line when he called me a 'jobber' on his recent air time...when he did that: He crossed the line of no return! I will always have Randy Orton, Seifer Blacke, and Cody Rhodes in my corner....who does he have? Nobody but him and god. I am greatness...I know that I am and always will be behind Randy and Seifer but I know what I have to work for: To be mentioned in the same sentence as those two future Hall of Famers. I one day hope to establish myself side by side wi--wait, I already am...wow, it's like upon, or something!
Todd looks at Evan in question...
Todd: Um, yes...which leads me onto my next subject...you and Cody seem to be acting less like partners and more like brothers, what's up with that?
Evan: Whats wrong with that? Cody and I are as close as brothers. If you want to have chemistry in the ring with somebody: You have to befriend them, not hate them...Cody and I just click together in the ring...when we get our time to shine: Trust me, we will...we are going to win the big ones before September...you can count on it. We'll take each other to new heights, never seen to the human eye before! This is one of the longest running tag teams in FCW today. There are some teams that just don't have it. You know you have it when you throw up on your boss when asked about tagging with this certain superstar...that's another road I don't want to go down again...
Todd: Um, yeah, OK, I know how you feel? Well, anyhow, I know that you have a party tonight seeing in how it's you wife's birthday bu--
Evan: Your damn skippy, hippie. Oh, are you still coming?
Todd: Yeah. Anyhow: One last question: Who is, in your opinion, the best in Legacy?
Evan: Nobody is better than anybody in Legacy...we are all equally as good...damn, who the hell am I kidding...if I had to list the best from the not-best, I'd list us: Randy Orton, Seifer Blacke, Cody Rhodes, and then me. Now, if you want to know who would win in a Fatal-Four-Way, I'd say Randy because, well, come on, He's Randy for god sakes!
Evan looks at his watch and jumps up.
Evan: Damn, sorry Todd but I'd promise my bit--she's probably watching so: I promised my wifey that I'd be at the club before the party starts, I gotta go man...I'll talk to you at the party, bye.
Todd: Yeah, bye. Well, back to you guys.
The camera goes to the announce table...
EORP.
