Post by Eggman on Aug 8, 2009 19:32:24 GMT -5
Eggman stands in a FCW corridor munching on a fried egg sandwich and looking over a promo poster for the upcoming Friday Night Anarchy show. He begins to chuckle to himself as he reads the last line: a three way match featuring three newcomers to FCW.
Eggman: (To himself) I know him!
He stuffs the last remaining bite of his egg sandwich into his mouth, and dashes down the hall and out into the ring. He leaps through the ropes and rolls to his feet, striking a heroic pose as he grabs a mic from the floor of the ring.
Eggman: I have returned to the ring! I am EGGMAN! I stand for truth, justice, and a high protein diet!
I see my first match was a short time in coming! I shall strike a blow for justice in the memory of my late family, and I shall smite all who do not believe in the nutritional qualities of nature's perfect food, the egg!
I see the FCW management so fears my return to the ring that they have stacked the deck against me by placing me in a three way match! No fear, for I shall remain triumphant.
One question though. Edgecrusher I have heard of, but who the hell is Alex Mercer?
EggMan smiles and winks toward the camera, then dashes out of the ring, slides under the ropes, and runs out of the arena, his trenchcoat billowing behind him in the wind of his passage.
Eggman exits the building and walks to his food vending trailer, now parked in the shade of a tree in the parking lot. He opens the windows, flips on all his equipment, and sits on his stool.
Eggman: Now, I wait for some hungry customers.
Three 10 year olds walk by, and their conversation can be clearly heard inside the trailer.
Kid #1: Man, eggs? Really?
Kid #2: Yeah, I thought it was an ice cream stand.
Kid #3: Who the hell wants an omelet at noon?
Eggman: (To himself) I know him!
He stuffs the last remaining bite of his egg sandwich into his mouth, and dashes down the hall and out into the ring. He leaps through the ropes and rolls to his feet, striking a heroic pose as he grabs a mic from the floor of the ring.
Eggman: I have returned to the ring! I am EGGMAN! I stand for truth, justice, and a high protein diet!
I see my first match was a short time in coming! I shall strike a blow for justice in the memory of my late family, and I shall smite all who do not believe in the nutritional qualities of nature's perfect food, the egg!
I see the FCW management so fears my return to the ring that they have stacked the deck against me by placing me in a three way match! No fear, for I shall remain triumphant.
One question though. Edgecrusher I have heard of, but who the hell is Alex Mercer?
EggMan smiles and winks toward the camera, then dashes out of the ring, slides under the ropes, and runs out of the arena, his trenchcoat billowing behind him in the wind of his passage.
Eggman exits the building and walks to his food vending trailer, now parked in the shade of a tree in the parking lot. He opens the windows, flips on all his equipment, and sits on his stool.
Eggman: Now, I wait for some hungry customers.
Three 10 year olds walk by, and their conversation can be clearly heard inside the trailer.
Kid #1: Man, eggs? Really?
Kid #2: Yeah, I thought it was an ice cream stand.
Kid #3: Who the hell wants an omelet at noon?
