Post by Eggman on Aug 7, 2009 21:13:03 GMT -5
A local carnival midway in all its deep-fried food, games of "skill", redneck glory is shown. As the camera approaches Carnie Food Trailer Row, one trailer is obvious by the wide berth most of the crowd is giving it. The outside of the trailer is covered with various menus hawking any egg dish imaginable, simple fried eggs, omelets, breakfast burritos, and the like. Sitting on a stool inside is EggMan, looking totally bored and munching on one of his own breakfast burritos.
One couple crosses the midway, and heads straight for EggMan's trailer. EggMan jumps up, ready to serve them, but at the last second, the couple veers off and goes to the trailer next to his for Elephant Ears and corn dogs.
"Don't know what's wrong with these people. Eggs are the perfect food..." mutters EggMan as he pulls a newspaper out from under the counter and flips it open to the Entertainment section. He is suddenly absorbed by a small ad in one corner of the page, the camera can only see one small part of the advertisement: FCW REDEMPTION WRESTLING LOOKING FOR TALENT.
EggMan stares at the page for a full five minutes and then excitedly jumps up. He starts flipping switches, shuting down every piece of equipment in the trailer, quickly shuts the windows, and rushes outside to a battered 1973 pickup truck, and jumps in. the truck reluctantly starts, then grinds its gears as he backs up and starts hooking his trailer up, to the bewildered stares of the food vendors on either side of him. Hook-up complete, he jumps back into the truck, and peels out, ignoring the shouts of passerby as he tears loose his water and electrical hookups and drives down the midway, ignoring the shouts and curses of carnival goers forced to leap for their lives as he drags a severed water hose behind him.
The same battered truck, still pulling the food vendor trailer and water hose behind it, jumps the curb and crosses the sidewalk, entering the FCW Redemption parking lot and driving up to the building. Inches from the door, the truck and trailer come to a halt, crookedly parked. The engine turns over a few more times after the ignition is shut off, and EggMan leaps out, striking a heroic pose before dashing into the building, his trenchcoat billowing behind him like a cape.
One couple crosses the midway, and heads straight for EggMan's trailer. EggMan jumps up, ready to serve them, but at the last second, the couple veers off and goes to the trailer next to his for Elephant Ears and corn dogs.
"Don't know what's wrong with these people. Eggs are the perfect food..." mutters EggMan as he pulls a newspaper out from under the counter and flips it open to the Entertainment section. He is suddenly absorbed by a small ad in one corner of the page, the camera can only see one small part of the advertisement: FCW REDEMPTION WRESTLING LOOKING FOR TALENT.
EggMan stares at the page for a full five minutes and then excitedly jumps up. He starts flipping switches, shuting down every piece of equipment in the trailer, quickly shuts the windows, and rushes outside to a battered 1973 pickup truck, and jumps in. the truck reluctantly starts, then grinds its gears as he backs up and starts hooking his trailer up, to the bewildered stares of the food vendors on either side of him. Hook-up complete, he jumps back into the truck, and peels out, ignoring the shouts of passerby as he tears loose his water and electrical hookups and drives down the midway, ignoring the shouts and curses of carnival goers forced to leap for their lives as he drags a severed water hose behind him.
The same battered truck, still pulling the food vendor trailer and water hose behind it, jumps the curb and crosses the sidewalk, entering the FCW Redemption parking lot and driving up to the building. Inches from the door, the truck and trailer come to a halt, crookedly parked. The engine turns over a few more times after the ignition is shut off, and EggMan leaps out, striking a heroic pose before dashing into the building, his trenchcoat billowing behind him like a cape.
