Post by Lance Copeland on Aug 3, 2009 22:18:52 GMT -5
The camera fades open to "Aaaaaace...Interviewer"Gregory Helms standing outside the Locker room of "The Hardcore Prodigy" Lance Copeland wearing the stupid reporter outfit and holding the mic.
Hello fans. This is Gregory Helms'Ace Interviewer' for the FCW globe. I'm here to see, if we can get a word[he double takes] with 'The hardcore Prodigy'Lance Copeland
Helms proceeds to knock on the door
Who is it?
Mr. C. It's Gregory Helms,Ace Interviewer.I was looking to see if you'd have a word with me, and answer the questions...
Ya,ya."...The Fans want to know". Yeah sure come inside.
The doors open as we see the man himself wearing his clawed pants and the "FCW" shirt. As Helms and the camera guy walk into the lockeroom the audience is shown what looks like less than a locker room than more like an appartment.They are led to a nice quality sofa and an armchair where the men sit.
Now, MR.C. Before the official questons, I've got to ask. How is it that you have such a nice locker room? I have been working here for the past one and a half years in FCW and STILL don't have an office, while your here for little under a month and you have this fabultastic room. Whassup wit' dat?
Oh, Gregory. There was a book written once with the title"You can negotiate anything." Yes, it's true. Wen making a contract with the company, I made sure to get a good quality room,whilst you probably didn't take the time to read through the contract.I was lucky to get the room, all the furniture is mine personally.
[clears throat and straitens tie] Well, sir.Lets get down to the real questions. When you came here to the FCW, you had promised to bring quote'extreame entertainment for the FCW sadistic'.But so far, you have failed to provide. would you like to elaborate?
Of corse I'd like to. You see, I started in 2005 in a small promotion in Buffalo. The BWC, a branch of the NWA(Believe it, they're still around).After about 3 months and a major title there, I was moved to TAW, Tornado Alley wrestling, where I've won most of my prestigeous titles.That's also where I started being a more Hardcore wrestler, using my signature cattle prod. After my "loser leaves town" match with Dyna Mike Duncan,I wrestled in Mexico and Japan. I took a little break after 2 more years of this, and I guess I really got soft and was unsuspecting of the competition in FCW."
Well sir, if I may. How do you plan to amend with these problems? Because you cant go on with this forever.Believe me once your a jobber..
Who the Hell said I was a Jobber? I'm 1-0-2. That means I'm still undefeated. ANd don't worry your pretty green head off. I've got a training regime that will fix everything about my little"Problem" Now if you excuse me...
Lance stands up and moves over to a packed, open bag containing clothes.
I need to get ready to tour ______ with the other guys. Until next time , Hurra-helms.Keep it cool
Lance then closes the case and walks out the door rolling it along
Well it seems I was able to get some words out of Copeland.I wonder what he means by a 'regime'? Well, This is Gregory Helms,'aaaacccce...interviewer' for the FCW globe, signing off
Hello fans. This is Gregory Helms'Ace Interviewer' for the FCW globe. I'm here to see, if we can get a word[he double takes] with 'The hardcore Prodigy'Lance Copeland
Helms proceeds to knock on the door
Who is it?
Mr. C. It's Gregory Helms,Ace Interviewer.I was looking to see if you'd have a word with me, and answer the questions...
Ya,ya."...The Fans want to know". Yeah sure come inside.
The doors open as we see the man himself wearing his clawed pants and the "FCW" shirt. As Helms and the camera guy walk into the lockeroom the audience is shown what looks like less than a locker room than more like an appartment.They are led to a nice quality sofa and an armchair where the men sit.
Now, MR.C. Before the official questons, I've got to ask. How is it that you have such a nice locker room? I have been working here for the past one and a half years in FCW and STILL don't have an office, while your here for little under a month and you have this fabultastic room. Whassup wit' dat?
Oh, Gregory. There was a book written once with the title"You can negotiate anything." Yes, it's true. Wen making a contract with the company, I made sure to get a good quality room,whilst you probably didn't take the time to read through the contract.I was lucky to get the room, all the furniture is mine personally.
[clears throat and straitens tie] Well, sir.Lets get down to the real questions. When you came here to the FCW, you had promised to bring quote'extreame entertainment for the FCW sadistic'.But so far, you have failed to provide. would you like to elaborate?
Of corse I'd like to. You see, I started in 2005 in a small promotion in Buffalo. The BWC, a branch of the NWA(Believe it, they're still around).After about 3 months and a major title there, I was moved to TAW, Tornado Alley wrestling, where I've won most of my prestigeous titles.That's also where I started being a more Hardcore wrestler, using my signature cattle prod. After my "loser leaves town" match with Dyna Mike Duncan,I wrestled in Mexico and Japan. I took a little break after 2 more years of this, and I guess I really got soft and was unsuspecting of the competition in FCW."
Well sir, if I may. How do you plan to amend with these problems? Because you cant go on with this forever.Believe me once your a jobber..
Who the Hell said I was a Jobber? I'm 1-0-2. That means I'm still undefeated. ANd don't worry your pretty green head off. I've got a training regime that will fix everything about my little"Problem" Now if you excuse me...
Lance stands up and moves over to a packed, open bag containing clothes.
I need to get ready to tour ______ with the other guys. Until next time , Hurra-helms.Keep it cool
Lance then closes the case and walks out the door rolling it along
Well it seems I was able to get some words out of Copeland.I wonder what he means by a 'regime'? Well, This is Gregory Helms,'aaaacccce...interviewer' for the FCW globe, signing off
