Post by Jason Evans on Aug 1, 2009 20:44:24 GMT -5
'Write Sins, Not Tragedies' blasts over the P.A system as Evan Bourne starts walking down the ramp, wearing his wrestling attire...looking disapointed...
JR: Well, looks like Evan isn't in a particularly great mood tonight...
King: If I were him, I wouldn't be in a good mood either!
Evan jumps on the apron, giving his patented 'Peace' sign, but no smile...he gets in the ring, walks over to the corner and asks for a microphone...
JR: Looks like that he's going to talk about something...
King: I didn't know that...
Evan: So, I lost...I'll be the first to admit: I was in WAY over my head...there, I admitted that I'm not the greatest superstar in FCW and that I don't walk on water or even turn water into wine...but I can turn beer into piss!
The fans burst into laughter as Evan kind of smiles but frowns again...
King: That's classic!
JR: I agre--nope, I'm not going to say it...
King: Say what?
JR: Nevermind...
Evan: Now now, calm down children...yes, I know that I made a funny, but that doesn't mean that you need to get your panties in a bunch, I have something to tell you...this coming Friday, I get a chance to prove myself to the world when I step toe-to-toe with the FCW Television, or as you fat-asses call it: TV, Champ, Wizz Kidd...now, I've heard that he beat Dangerous K...now who the hell has a letter in his name and nothing but ONE letter?!
JR: I wouldn't mess with Kenta...
King: That guy has been let go and is now on the free agents list...nothing to worry about...
Evan: Dangerous does...but, anyhow, I plan on not only beating Wizz, but hitting the Shooting Star Press on that washed up bum...the only reason he beat Kazarian was because, well, it was a fluke...every time Wizz wrestles it's a fluke, am I right?
The fans boo as Evan chuckles and begins to speak again...
Evan: Come on, I'm only kidding! I have a hell of a lot of respect for Wizz Kidd! Who doesn't?
The fans cheer...Evan starts to speak again...
Evan: I really think that this is going to be a great way for me to get going in other Divisions instead of the Intercontinental Championship Division...I mean, who really wants to see another 'Evan vs. Seifer'?
The fans cheer, Evan looks disappointed but laughs and smiles and talks again...
Evan: Damn...I knew that I shouldn't of let him beat me...well, just to tell you guys something: If Lance Copeland shows his scrawny little ass and face in my match, I'm going to make sure that he never walks again...or even speak, for that matter!
JR: Yikes! I hope that doesn't happen! We need Wizz's voice box so we can get entertained!
King: Your tripping Ross, we don't need Wizz, we need Evan, not Wizz!
Evan: Wait, wait, I'm actually GLAD that I didn't beat Seifer Blacke, that means that I can get into the Ultimate X Match at Summer Salvation...and if I get into it, I will win it...and when I do, that means that I can bring back TNA, bigger, and better than the orignal...and to do so, I'm going to need a TNA Orignal...huh, I wonder who would want to bring back TNA? Me and, who else? Why don't we have a TNA Original that is interested in bringing back TNA come out here...
JR: Well, looks like Evan isn't in a particularly great mood tonight...
King: If I were him, I wouldn't be in a good mood either!
Evan jumps on the apron, giving his patented 'Peace' sign, but no smile...he gets in the ring, walks over to the corner and asks for a microphone...
JR: Looks like that he's going to talk about something...
King: I didn't know that...
Evan: So, I lost...I'll be the first to admit: I was in WAY over my head...there, I admitted that I'm not the greatest superstar in FCW and that I don't walk on water or even turn water into wine...but I can turn beer into piss!
The fans burst into laughter as Evan kind of smiles but frowns again...
King: That's classic!
JR: I agre--nope, I'm not going to say it...
King: Say what?
JR: Nevermind...
Evan: Now now, calm down children...yes, I know that I made a funny, but that doesn't mean that you need to get your panties in a bunch, I have something to tell you...this coming Friday, I get a chance to prove myself to the world when I step toe-to-toe with the FCW Television, or as you fat-asses call it: TV, Champ, Wizz Kidd...now, I've heard that he beat Dangerous K...now who the hell has a letter in his name and nothing but ONE letter?!
JR: I wouldn't mess with Kenta...
King: That guy has been let go and is now on the free agents list...nothing to worry about...
Evan: Dangerous does...but, anyhow, I plan on not only beating Wizz, but hitting the Shooting Star Press on that washed up bum...the only reason he beat Kazarian was because, well, it was a fluke...every time Wizz wrestles it's a fluke, am I right?
The fans boo as Evan chuckles and begins to speak again...
Evan: Come on, I'm only kidding! I have a hell of a lot of respect for Wizz Kidd! Who doesn't?
The fans cheer...Evan starts to speak again...
Evan: I really think that this is going to be a great way for me to get going in other Divisions instead of the Intercontinental Championship Division...I mean, who really wants to see another 'Evan vs. Seifer'?
The fans cheer, Evan looks disappointed but laughs and smiles and talks again...
Evan: Damn...I knew that I shouldn't of let him beat me...well, just to tell you guys something: If Lance Copeland shows his scrawny little ass and face in my match, I'm going to make sure that he never walks again...or even speak, for that matter!
JR: Yikes! I hope that doesn't happen! We need Wizz's voice box so we can get entertained!
King: Your tripping Ross, we don't need Wizz, we need Evan, not Wizz!
Evan: Wait, wait, I'm actually GLAD that I didn't beat Seifer Blacke, that means that I can get into the Ultimate X Match at Summer Salvation...and if I get into it, I will win it...and when I do, that means that I can bring back TNA, bigger, and better than the orignal...and to do so, I'm going to need a TNA Orignal...huh, I wonder who would want to bring back TNA? Me and, who else? Why don't we have a TNA Original that is interested in bringing back TNA come out here...