Post by Wizz Kidd on Apr 19, 2009 11:08:19 GMT -5
Holy Diver by Killswitch Engage blares out of the P.A. system.
Blue and green spotlights run around the arena as the head lights go out. They finally stop all in one spot. On the stage and standing in the midst of them is Wizz Kidd with his vest and his ring gear which consists of underwear saying WIZZ on the back and a grey skull in the front. He is also wearing elbow pads with grey skulls on them and knee pads with grey skulls. He is wearing wrestling boots with WIZZ on the back of the left one and KIDD on the back of the right one. He starts walking down the ramp and the spotlights follow him down the ramp and as he turns to climb the steps to get into the ring they follow him. On the steps Wizz Kidd picks up a mic off of the top step. He enters the ring between the top and middle ropes. While doing this the lights hurry to the middle of the ring before Wizz Kidd gets there. He walks over to where he is in the middle of them. He raises the mic to speak.
Good job light boy. Next time I'll just get a monkey to do that for you. Now go on since you ruined what i was gonna do go ahead and turn them off and put the regular lights back on.
The spotlights turn of and darkness covers the arena for about 30 seconds before a voice is heard. A yell.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM NOW. I SAID TURN THE LIGHTS ON. NOT DROWN US IN DARKNESS. YOU ARE WORSE THAN A MONKEY AND I MEAN THAT. YOU CAN'T DO A DAMN THING RIGHT. FIRST, YOU MOVE TOO FAST WHEN I WAS GETTING IN AND NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHTS. I AM GOING TO GET YOUR ASS FIRE.................
Wizz Kidd is interrupted by the voice of someone with the technician
crew.
Sorry but the fuse for the lights needs to be replaced. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Wizz Kidd calms down after that message and starts to speak in a normal voice.
Ok, well that wasn't your fault. But still I hate your guts. Ok. Well that defiantly isn't the reason I am out here. The reason is that recently i was told I would be facing edge. Edge the Rated R superstar. The ultimate opportunist. And he has his boyfriend Christian with him. Oh i hope they don't smooch because then Edge might win the match by countout. I think i figured out why he got into this business. You don't want gold you just wanna get into the big leagues so you can feel up on the higher up members of FCW.
The crowd laughs at this amusing show.
But I think I'll save everyone from you and your touchiness by beating you in our match and then after that I'm taking a bath in germ-x. I don't want your crabs or whatever you got from Christian. I feel bad for John Cena who has to wrestle Christian that's worse than Edge.
Wizz Kidd pauses but starts walking around until he notices the lights are still out.
Edge I hope you have Plan A, B , C and D. That isn't gonna help you overcome me. I will destroy your career before it even gets good. Now I know I'm not being the nicest guy but really. Edge doesn't deserve people to be nice to him. He deserves people to spit on him like the downright A hole he is.
The crowd is split in two between Wizz Kidd fans and Edge fans.
Well, I am gonna go ahead and say for the people that are cheering edge on. You guys must be from the not so safe for guys who like women area. Well I guess thats what you get when you have a gay wrestler.
The Edge fans boo Wizz Kidd. While the Wizz kidd fans return with cheers. While the lights are still out. Music starts to play.
TBC(Edge)
Blue and green spotlights run around the arena as the head lights go out. They finally stop all in one spot. On the stage and standing in the midst of them is Wizz Kidd with his vest and his ring gear which consists of underwear saying WIZZ on the back and a grey skull in the front. He is also wearing elbow pads with grey skulls on them and knee pads with grey skulls. He is wearing wrestling boots with WIZZ on the back of the left one and KIDD on the back of the right one. He starts walking down the ramp and the spotlights follow him down the ramp and as he turns to climb the steps to get into the ring they follow him. On the steps Wizz Kidd picks up a mic off of the top step. He enters the ring between the top and middle ropes. While doing this the lights hurry to the middle of the ring before Wizz Kidd gets there. He walks over to where he is in the middle of them. He raises the mic to speak.
Good job light boy. Next time I'll just get a monkey to do that for you. Now go on since you ruined what i was gonna do go ahead and turn them off and put the regular lights back on.
The spotlights turn of and darkness covers the arena for about 30 seconds before a voice is heard. A yell.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM NOW. I SAID TURN THE LIGHTS ON. NOT DROWN US IN DARKNESS. YOU ARE WORSE THAN A MONKEY AND I MEAN THAT. YOU CAN'T DO A DAMN THING RIGHT. FIRST, YOU MOVE TOO FAST WHEN I WAS GETTING IN AND NOW YOU CAN'T EVEN TURN ON THE DAMN LIGHTS. I AM GOING TO GET YOUR ASS FIRE.................
Wizz Kidd is interrupted by the voice of someone with the technician
crew.
Sorry but the fuse for the lights needs to be replaced. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Wizz Kidd calms down after that message and starts to speak in a normal voice.
Ok, well that wasn't your fault. But still I hate your guts. Ok. Well that defiantly isn't the reason I am out here. The reason is that recently i was told I would be facing edge. Edge the Rated R superstar. The ultimate opportunist. And he has his boyfriend Christian with him. Oh i hope they don't smooch because then Edge might win the match by countout. I think i figured out why he got into this business. You don't want gold you just wanna get into the big leagues so you can feel up on the higher up members of FCW.
The crowd laughs at this amusing show.
But I think I'll save everyone from you and your touchiness by beating you in our match and then after that I'm taking a bath in germ-x. I don't want your crabs or whatever you got from Christian. I feel bad for John Cena who has to wrestle Christian that's worse than Edge.
Wizz Kidd pauses but starts walking around until he notices the lights are still out.
Edge I hope you have Plan A, B , C and D. That isn't gonna help you overcome me. I will destroy your career before it even gets good. Now I know I'm not being the nicest guy but really. Edge doesn't deserve people to be nice to him. He deserves people to spit on him like the downright A hole he is.
The crowd is split in two between Wizz Kidd fans and Edge fans.
Well, I am gonna go ahead and say for the people that are cheering edge on. You guys must be from the not so safe for guys who like women area. Well I guess thats what you get when you have a gay wrestler.
The Edge fans boo Wizz Kidd. While the Wizz kidd fans return with cheers. While the lights are still out. Music starts to play.
TBC(Edge)