And Your NEW Intercontinental Champion Is...

[Jason Evans]

*Bourne's music blasts on the P.A. system as he appears on the ramp with a mic in his hand and a disgusted look on his face.

Bourne: Ok, ok, there's and open invitational match for the Intercontinental Championship this Sunday with a lot of nobody's. But who gives a damn: not me. It's just as easy to win a match with nobody in it besides me and Alexander Parise: the two greats superstars in the history of FCW. But if you look on a scale, I'm higher than he his on it. I'm a 10, he's a 8 and a half.

*The fans boo as Bourne looks at all of them in disgust.

Bourne: All of you people make me SICK! I can't get a damn moments peace with all you hypocrites! From little wanna be Jeff Hardy's or Dave Batista's asking me for your autographs to all you fat ugly drunks cheering me on! Well, it doesn't matter as long as I am wearing the gold by the end of Sunday, which I am. But right now, that's the only thing keeping me from punching everyone in this arena in their fat, ugly, hypocritical faces!

*The fans boo the hell out of Bourne as he gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp into his locker room.

TBC: Anyone in the IC open invitational or in the six man tag match on Anarchy or Jeff Hardy

[Blade LaVigne]

Dude, Evan you got to stop with the tiny ass promos. I seen you do longer ones than this.

[firestarter]

As Evan nears the stage, a wall of flame shoots up in front of him, making him stagger backwards.

"What? It must be Kane!"

"What could Kane want with Evan Bourne J.R?"

Bourne starts backing up towards the ring at the mention of Kane, but as the flames die, a much different figure is seen.

"Why hello there."

The figure is none other than "The Firestarter" Pyronus Souria, a recent hire to FCW. He is standing on the stage with a smirk on his face, snickering at Evan's confusion.

"What-"

Pyronus waves his hand at Evan, encouraging him to stop talking as he starts.

"Now, don't worry Evan, Kane didn't get surgery, however badly he could use some. No, I'm someone completely different. My name is Pyronus Souria, and I'm one of the nobodies in the Intercontinental Championship Open Invitational on Sunday. And I think that, instead of coming out here and bashing the people who help pay your paycheck, talk about how you're gonna win, and who you're better than, you should prove it. You claim to be better than Alexander Parise, a man who has beaten both Triple H and Shawn Michaels, not to mention a man who could talk about the actual Alexander the Great until his head fell off. You claim to be better than 'The Firestarter" Pyronus Souria, but what proof do you have?"

TBC by Anyone who really feels they belong in this lovely chat

[thelegend]

Shawn makes his way to the top of the ramp where he is handed a mic.

Shawn - Evan do you really think that you have any chance this Sunday. Honestly? What are you? Like 5'9 maybe 200 pounds. I mean I could probably beat you with only my left hand. By the way how did you get into this buissness. Are you like related to Vince or someting, because other than that there is no possible way you could have gotten here. And I have to agree Pyronus here. Why in the world would you come out here and bag on the fans. What did they do to you. Forget it. He's not smart enough to understand it anyway.

Shawn - And Pyronus. What have you proved here. YOu have about the same rights as Evan here. Wait that would be none. Neither of you have proved anything. Pyronus your just a wannabe wrestler who has no idea about what it is going to take. I've paid my dues in this buissness and I'm at the top of my game. Both of you are rookies and you want to insult me. There is no way you are going to get away with that. So that's all I have to say I'll see you in the ring on Sunday.

[Cody Rhodes]

shawn you shouldn't worry about the PPV. promo abut our match first or combine em like i did

[thelegend]

I've roleplayed for both so it will be okay

[Alexander "The Great" Parise]

There is clearly a lot of tension boiling as the three men who will be competing for the Intercontinental title all stare it down, clearly nearing the point of starting a preview for this Sunday.

Just as they all look to settle things the good ol' fashion way, though, they are all interrupted by the sound of an all too familiar entrance them blasting over the speakers.



Bob Dylan's 'All Along the Watchtower blares over the arena as Alexander 'The Great' Parise steps out onto the stage, prompting the fans to boo even more at the sight of one of FCW's most hated.

Jim Ross - Whenever this man makes a statement there is always controversy surrounding it, but now a days that happens with a lot of superstars in FCW Redemption.

Tazz - Well that's just the way these guys like to roll, and I wouldn't change it for anything judging by how big of a hit this place is!

Jim Ross - I can't say I support the way these guys act, but I do have to agree with you about the second part. Regardless, the four men that you see before you will all be competing for the Intercontinental title this Sunday at FCW Redemption's first pay per view event, 'Second Coming'!"

Parise had walked a few paces down to the ring but made a point of not going any further. He puts one hand on his hip as he looks to the fans who continue to boo him on, but he shakes it off before raising the microphone to begin speaking.

"I see we've got quite the gathering out here."

Parise smirks as all three men remember just why he is hated.

"We've got Evan Bourne, 'nough said. But you two, well, at least Pyronus, I do believe we have not shared the pleasure of being fully introduced, or introduced at all for that matter. My name is Alexander; you may know me better as Alexander 'The Great' the next Intercontinental Champion."

The fans once again boo as the 'Firestarter' looks to the fans that are already fully behind him. Pyronus looks to speak, but Parise takes a page out of his partner's book and quickly interjects.

"Please, you don't need to introduce yourself, I know who you are, well, I know that you are a nobody, and I'm proud that you could admit it, you don't see that very often, so for that I admire you."

The fans and Pyronus look confused for a moment, but Parise quickly puts those thoughts to rest.

"Then on the other hand you are showing a sign of weakness, you are letting everyone know that you have absolutely no experience, and I can guarantee that even people like Blade LaVigne and MVP will be able to capitalize off of that inexperience. And I am prepared to guarantee that you have no chance in hell of walking out of Second Coming with the title, but that doesn't mean you won't earn special little points for trying."

Parise finishes off with a lot of sarcasm in his tone, causing the fans to once again boo.

"Shawn, I don't believe we've seen each other since I pinned you in the middle of this very ring, and I believe that was also when your partner Triple H left. So in my second week of action me and my partner forced Triple H out of this business and caused you to leave for a short while and then come back with a whole different mindset, pretending as if nothing had ever happened. Well just remember that everything happened, and you, along with Pyronus, have no chance of being crowned the first ever FCW Intercontinental Champion. There's a difference between now and the 80's, competition has changed Shawn, and you can't change with it. You're behind the times, and the old fashion style isn't going to win you matches here in FCW, so either adjust accordingly or pack your bags, because I won't stand by and watch as you get into title matches just because you've 'earned respect' because my definition of respect is different then just being able to last, it's being able to last with the big boys, not taking a six year break whenever you please."

The fans boo profusely as Alexander 'The Great' smiles his evil smile that he has worn ever since he first came to FCW.

"Now, back to you Evan. Boy oh boy is this ever a familiar place. Listen, I'm flattered that you would want to include me in your 'greatest superstars in FCW history' but quite frankly I don't think you've even reached the title of FCW Jobber. You're nothing but a stepping stone for everyone in FCW, you just get thrown in matches to make the new guy look good, in a wrestling match you couldn't even hold your own, yet still you continue to chirp every single person in the back. Now I'm getting tired of you, so I don't want to see you again, the only expectations are when I have to carry your weight tomorrow and when I have to whoop your ass from corner to corner in the title match at Second Coming."

The fans show mixed reactions, as they are not sure who to hate more.

"I understand Blade LaVigne had some choice words for me the other day. He said, and I quote: "See I am not an idiot. You can't say I don't deserve a championship because if you read my history you would had known that I have history being a champion and I surely and easily win another title." "

The titantron image changes from Blade LaVigne back to Alexander who is still standing at ringside.

"Well Blade, I'm gunna have to disagree with you now, you think because you, you, a 6'3 260 pound man won an X-Division title which is supposed to consist of cruiserweights... and Samoa Joe. That really says a lot about the type of competition you like to hang around with. Now, you're a man who doesn't have a lot of God-given talent, but you work hard, you give it your all every time you step into the ring, but in the end it's the skill that comes out on top. And just because I've been here for a couple of weeks doesn't mean I haven't been striving to get to this spot all my life, and now that I'm here you can bet your ass I'm not gunna lose. I'm gunna fight right until I win the strap, and I will prove why I am Alexander 'The Great', I will shut all of the critic's up once and for all, because when it comes down to me and you, and I have a feeling it will, I'll be the one leaving you in the middle of the ring, with nothing but your broken undefeated streak."

Parise has a hardened look on his face, clearly in the zone for this one. He shakes his head, and without even opening his mouth he turns his back on the three men in the ring and begins walking up the ramp to the back.

TBC or End of RP

[Jason Evans]

*Bourne looks at everyone with a furious look on his face.

Bourne: Ok, ok, HBk, I'm going to deal with you first. HBK, I've proven to you that I CAN hang with the big guys! I have beaten EVERYONE! Maybe not here, but everywhere else! And, No, Im not five feet. I'm six three ya assclown! I weigh in at 215 pounds! Ok I give up! I know I'm better than everyone and I don't need to prove 'cause I already have!

[Cody Rhodes]

Cody Rhodes theme blares out of the P.A. system.

He walks out from the back as the crowd boos him. He ignores them as he walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring. He walks up to Evan and takes the mic out of his hand. he steps back a couple of paces and then lifts the mic to his mouth.


Cody Rhodes: Evan, Evan ,Evan. You have not proved yourself to anyone. You beat a couple people. They were having bad days. You think you are the best when you are not. You have not proven yourself to greatness. You have never faced Cody Rhodes.


Cody looks around and spots Parise walking standing on the ramp looking at him.

Cody Rhodes: Thats right Parise look at perfect while you can. This might be the only chance you get to look at it when it isn't fighting you.

Cody turns and see's Shawn.



Cody Rhodes: Shawn, It's nice to see you out here. Our match is tonight. And guess what. I have already won. You can not beat me. I am the best in this business. And I will show everyone that tonight.


Cody looks around doesn't find anyone else so drops out of the ring and stops next to Parise. He iffs at him and Parise jumps. Cody laughs and then walks up the ramp and onto the stage and then into the back.

EORP for me.

[Jason Evans]

*Bourne again looks furiously on as Rhodes walks up the ramp.

Bourne: CODY, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!! LETS FORGET ABOUT THE MATCH TONIGHT! LETS SEE WHO'S BETTER!

*Rhodes doesn't turn his head at all as he walks backstage.

Bourne: Ya, you better run! Everyone here knows I can kick any of these panzies' asses! Give me five minutes, and I'll kick up a new GM too!

TBC: Mr Kennedy ONLY!!!!
................................................................................................................................Kennedy, nothing against you man! U pwn anyones ass man!

[thelegend]

I'm not going to lie but this should have ended with Alexander "The Great". After his post this promo has turned into a complete joke. Evan your posts after Parise have been totally awful. Just end it now.