Who IS Jeff Hardy?

[Jason Evans]

*Evan Bourne's music hits as he appears with a questionable look on his face as he walks down the ramp into the ring.

Bourne: Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. First of all, I now know who my opponent is on Anarchy: Jeff Shlardy? Did I pronounce that right?

*A guy then slips into the ring with a packet of papers. He whispers in Bournes ear.

Bourne: Ok, sorry, pronunciation correction: Jeff Hardy. Ok, anyhow, I came here to address him. Who in the HELL do you think you are son?! You come out here and talk s*it about Kane, the man who has almost done it all in this business and you don't even live up to what your all hyped up to be. Yet week in and week out these hypocrites you call fans, cheer you on! And I get NOTHING from these losers!

*Bourne's face starts to grow red with anger.

Bourne: OK, sorry I think we got off on the wrong start Jeff: My name is Evan Bourne. Nice to meet you. But come Friday, this will all be put behind us and you will have a shoe mark tattooed to your fat ass face! I'd just quit while you can ya little assclown! Why don't you go suck on your thumb, beg for your apple juice, and crap yourself to sleep, ya little pig!

*Bourne then slips out of the ring and walks up the ramp backstage.

[Dan Hellman]

Great role play I really like the way that you acted like that you already won

[Jason Evans]

ya thnx. I posted the promo a few days before our match I was trying to establish a feud.