My Very First Promo

[Edge]

I was snooping around the old FCW when I came along this little piece of beauty. It was my very first ever promo. I was Edge of course, and looking back, I noticed how much I've improved. It sounds a little ridiculous when I look back at it. Just thought I might share...

"Edge's music hit "You think u know me" The set is in the ring for the Rated R Superstars very own talk show, "The Cutting Edge." Edge enters the ring. My guest tonight, or should i say guests, are the 2 losers i will be facing at Sacrifice for "MY" TNA world championship. Christian Cage and Samoa Joe. Each comes down from seperate sides of the Impact! Zone, but are ambushed by Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder before they can make it down to the ring. Hawkins and Ryder throw them into the six sided ring and continue the ambush to Joe and Christian. Christian starts to get up but edge hits him with the microphone. When Joe makes it halfway to his feet Ryder breaks one of the stools over him. Then Hawkins and Ryder throw Joe into a spear by edge. And Christian gets a con-chair-to by edge. Edge grabs Cage's World title and holds it up in the air to end The Cutting Edge."

[Blade LaVigne]

Ah, brings back memories..I should find my first roleplay.

[Blade LaVigne]

Since Edge found his, I had to find my first one..( PLAYED THE MIZ AT first)



The Camera turns on with a view of the TNA ring.
The building is full of cheering fans. The Miz's theme song shoots though the arena as we see The Miz makes his way to the ring. The Miz in the TNA ring holding a mic.

The Miz: I am here for challenges, and thats why I am in the ring now...I challenge you Kaz in a one on one match this coming Thursday.

The fans cheer and boo and Miz gets a smirk on his face.

The Miz: Thats right, I am the future of TNA and I am going to prove it. By beating you to a bloody mess. I am challenging you because I am afraid, yes I said afriad. You wanna know why? I am afraid that you will fail on becoming champion at the ppv and that I deserve that shot, not you.

Miz walks to the other side of the ring.

Miz: So what will it be? Will I get my match with you next week or will you chicken out? .....

[Lance Copeland]

A lot of people started in TNA didn't they? Hold on...

[Lance Copeland]

My first:the stage lights up to the start of TNA as team 3-D comes down the ramp with thunderous boos
Brother Ray has a microphone in his hand and is in the six-sided-ring."D-von,do you believe that those pretty boys morrison and Miz would be able to beat us?"
D-von takes the mic"no i...""Shut it D-von!"Ray takes the mic back
"especially in this piece ofs1-1 !T town like green bay!"
(as this is being said,the crowd starts the chant F*CK NY F*CK NY)"SHUT UP!!!!! I mean look at the crowd
theres a guy in third row that looks like a stoned charlie chaplin!
theres the women in the front row whos got a nickel's worth of
a$$in her (OOOOOOHHHHH)And then theres...
The lights go out and then...
KENNEDY!!!!!
The crowd goes into an uproar as the general manager of TNA
Ken Kennedy comes to the ring.He takes the mic from Ray
"now hold on a d@@@@mmmmmnnnnnn minuete boys,
you dont make the matches ,I do.I say when the matches happen
where and how
its going to be at the next ppv and it will be a TABLES MATCH!"
you can see Brother Ray mouth "You wanna see tables?"Then punches the gm!"D-VON!!!!!!!!!"Brother D-vonnods and smiles
He gets and sets up a table"Wait!"D-von says,"Lets set this b@$tard on fire!!!"D-von pulls out lighter fluid and a lighter
They aren't gonna..OHH NO!!! theyre gonna put the gm through the table.Hes still down!AAHHH!!!!!The tables on fire!!!!
NONO NO!!!!! Wait D-von just hit Ray!He's He's
OHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!Through the flaming table!!!
and d-von walksby the EMT's going to the ring as he walks out


plese comment

and best, I guess, from the old:Hello,folks it's J.B. Jeromy Borach outside of Owen Harts locker room,looking for post match comment.lets try to get in

J.B. knocks a door with silver writing that saysOwen Hart,wrestler,former intercontinental,european,tag team champion,king of the ring winner,undefeated at wrestlmania,Steve Austin crippler and part of the canadian famaly of wrestling

Ya,come on in!

JB opens the door as Owen is on his cell

Ya,don't worry Martha,i'll call you back.M-hmm.Ya.How'd it go?Well,The bastard pushed me a hair to far and i decided to show him what dis-respect gits 'em,but its not like the old days.Listen,hows Athena?That bad,huh?Well,i'll be right tere.Bye.
Now,Jerry,what is it YOU want.

Yeah,well I came with one question.What are your thoughts about what unfolded in your re-debut match?

Not beatin 'round the bush,are ya?Well,first,Morgan,I lost my temper,I'm sorry 'bout the chair.Secondly,Jeff,we've been friends,we've been enemies,but you and Morgen showed respect,proving you remembered the stuff people,like in your case Flair(hear crowd WOOOOOO!)in my case,my father.Respect is everything.Now Sturking,we were working just fine,untill you decided to dis-respect me.Thats when i had had it.Then your little buddiesexile and nailz come down deciding to get a jump on him,now you coulda eft me to get a shot in too,but no.It was your spotlight time.Our precious booker didn't give you a match,so you needed to make a scene.Lemme tell ya,In the late 80's early 90's,we didnt do that shit!We respected the men who paved the way for there to be a buisness.You should be lucky for their to be a buisness.High-flyers!Youre lucky Jimmy Snucka was discovered by a talent agent,or the buisness would only be big guys.Big guys!YOURE lucky that there was people like Andre the Giant,or it would be high flyers!Hardcore wrestlers!If it wasn't for the original Sheik and Abdullah the butcher,there would be room for only technical wrestling!Technicals!If it wasnt for Buddy Rogers,the original nature boy,there would be no wrestling at all!So i'm telling you,respect us,or you will get hurt!
And THAT!JB,is a shoot!

EORP.

[mattkraven]

Man I wish I could find my first roleplay, and see how much I've improved. Of course that was over ten years ago. I'm old...

[Karl Storm]

Man, my first promo was around 7 years ago now, I think it was also my last as well until May of this year.
I kind of wish I could find it, I'm also kind of glad that I probably wouldn't be able to.

[Edge]

Funny thing is, I won my match with that RP

[Alexander "The Great" Parise]

I decided there was no harm in pulling this up, despite the fact that it is embarrassingly bad, but here it is:



An unfamiliar entrance theme plays over the Raw arena as the fans hush and look up to the stage.

Jim Ross – What’s going on?

Jerry “The King” Lawler – I don’t know JR, but this doesn’t look like anything we’ve ever seen before!

Finally a man steps out of the back and walks up to the top of the stage.

Jim Ross – Who is this?

Jerry “The King” Lawler – I don’t know JR, but I have a bad feeling about this!

The man stands there as the fans don’t know quite how to react. He takes in everything as he rubs his hand through his short black hair and he grins wickedly. He walks down to the isle rolling his neck side to side. He straightens out his black leather jacket as he walks up the steps and gets into the ring. The mystery man grabs a microphone as he looks around the arena still with his grin spread wide across his face.

“I’m sure all of you are wondering just who I am.”

Jim Ross – Well he got that right.

Jerry “The King” Lawler – Shh JR, I want to see what he says!

“Let’s just put it this way, I am way better than any of you out here!”

The fans boo as he grins once more and walks around the ring before stopping and going up onto the top turnbuckle.

Jim Ross – And here we go again.

“You see where I come from, you’re either a cop of a criminal, but when you’re looking down the barrel of a loaded gun, I say, what’s the difference?”

Jerry “The King” Lawler – What’s he talking about?

“You see what I’m getting at is that there are people in life, like me, who go after what they want and don’t wait for handouts they go and take that prize with both hands and don’t let anyone take it away from them, and then there are people who sit back just waiting for handouts, people like you fans, and people who actually show respect to you idiots, those are the kind of people that are going to have to step aside for me. I on the other hand don’t care for your opinions I only care about one person, and one goal, and that is the WWE Championship. And trust me when I say this, nothing will stop me from winning that belt. And when I win that title belt you can guarantee that Monday Night Raw will never be the same. Because Mystery has arrived.

Mystery drops the microphone as he looks around and his entrance them plays *Stay in Shadows.* The fans boo as he walks over to the ropes and begins his way up the ramp.

Jim Ross – Well apparently his name is Mystery.

Jerry “The King” Lawler – I wonder how he’s going to be in the ring!

[Dan Hellman]

WOW I might be the most idiotic.... *I was playing as kane*
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*Red lights flash as kane walks in the ring*

Kane-Ha...ha I am kane am I will burn all of you people backstage alive! I am the monster that walks around at night!!! Take a good look I am KANE!!!!!

*Kane put's up both of his arms and drops it and fire explodes*
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WOW I am not that good of a roleplayer now but I have improved times 8 and I am really really happy about it...

[Jason Evans]

lol...