Post by JαΜαrçύs on May 8, 2009 23:02:43 GMT -5
The scene opens with Jamaican music blasting through the arena and a wild Jamaican dancing to the rhythm of the music. Haze dances down the ramp with his Jamaican flag. He then continues to wave it around with a smile on his face. Behind him is Gangsta Boy staggering to the ring.
Haze slides into the ring with Leon right behind him, taunting the fans who seem to despise him.
Haze then signals for a mic, and is thrown one. Haze puts the mic to his mouth and has a cocky expression.[/i]
Haze: Well, well, well. What do you know? For all those cowards out there who didn't believe in the Half Jamaican, Half Amazing, now you realize that what I say goes. If you want to know what a real beating feels like go to the hospital around here and ask him what it was like, he'll tell you it was like he was in the ring face to face with a god!
Haze looks around with a serious expression
You see, it's hard to explain only god knows how powerful I am, not even I know how powerful I am. If I did I would be scared, scared to sleep, scared to even think of how talented I am. You see also, it should be a blessing to ever get to step face to face with something so valuable, It should be a blessing to take a beating from someone like me.
Haze turns and laughs.
Gangsta Boy shakes his head up and down with a serious and mad expression.[/i]
Haze: You see it should even be a blessing to look at someone like me. Anyways, just yesterday I got some company from a rainbow boy, I'm sure you all know, come on The metro boy?
The crowd looks confused.
Haze: WHAT! Evan Bourne. Remember yesterday? Well, yes he came out and gave me and Gangsta Boy some lip, isn't that right my friend Leon?
Gangsta Boy: Ye....
Haze: SHUTUP! Anyways, yes he did come out here. And yes he better watch his back otherwise something bad will happen to that young man. You see, I can tell he likes to play those video games, you see when I was a child electric was nothing, we would never have thought that pixels could make up a screen of moving robotic humans or whatever mon, we just played with sticks in the front yard or played in the woods, You see that is how me and Gangsta Boy got so strong - from climbin' trees. We din't have electric weights and electric work out equipment - I did my pull ups on tree branches and did my push ups on twigs outside.
Haze flexes his muscles. Gangsta Boy does also, showing off his freakishly small arms. The crowd laughs as Leon looks around humiliated.
Haze: I got one more thing to say: that Intercontinental title is mine! Prepare, everyone, to see that around my waist. Kennedy, if you can hear me, I would like you to come out here right now, mon.
TBC ONLY BY MR. KENNEDY