taylor
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Post by taylor on May 7, 2009 22:35:36 GMT -5
The crowd cheers as the arena's lights go off. The titan tron shows the countdown that starts at nine. 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9. A massive explosion goes off at the showing of the second nine.
J.R: God almighty!
Christian emerges from the smoke wearing his FCW tag belt. He poses with the belt on the stage for a few minutes and then continues on down the ramp toward a ring decorated with talk show host props, with a cocky smile on his face.
J.R: Christian is full of himself.
Tazz: J.R you are just jealous that is not you in the spotlight.
Christian walks past J.R and Tazz at the announcer table to grab a microphone. Christian enters the ring puts the Tag belt on his shoulder. He raises the mic up to his mouth.
Christian: I came out here tonight for two reasons. One reason is to show those critics backstage that I can do things on my own without the help of Edge. The second reason I came out here was to host FCW's first ever peep show.
Tazz: Did you hear that J.R? We are going to get to see a peep show, I can't wait.
J.R: Yes Tazz, and I don't think that it is that kind of peep show.
Christian: I thought that the first guest or guests of the peep show should be big stars.
The arena fills with cheers!
Christian: But I couldn't get in contact with any, so when Edge and I destroyed the "DEAF ANTS" locker room, I thought I would leave them a invitation. I hope they saw it. I spray painted it on the wall. So lets not waste time, come on out Defiance.
TBC-Any member of Defiance
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Post by alexshelley on May 8, 2009 10:08:30 GMT -5
Christian Cage remains in the ring, patiently awaiting the arrival of a member of Defiance. He didn't specify a member. It could be Orton, Shelley, or Kendrick, that soon make their grand entrance to the first ever Peep Show in FCW. The anticipation has to be building inside of Christian, waiting for that exact moment when his first guest would appear. Suddenly, "Walk With Me In Hell" by Lamb Of God begins to play over the arena, along with a Defiance titantron video to support it. Christian continued to wait, not taking his eyes off the stage when 2 men in custom "Platinum Carpet Crew" T-shirts walk out carrying what else? A magic carpet. The long white carpet unfolds down the rampway as before you know it, Alex Shelley is the one walking out onto the entrance stage. Wearing a black custom made Alex Shelley T-shirt, blue jeans, and one of the cheesiest smiles you could ever imagine, Shelley extends his arms out, holding a quick, arrogant pose. Soon after, bringing his arm in, with his hand in the shape of a gun to "fire a round" at Christian. Also probably wishing he had the real authority to after what Edge and Christian had done to the Defiance locker room. Slow, passive footsteps are what ensue as Shelley continues to make Christian wait for what he believes is an epic entrance down the illustrious white carpet. He takes his final step off of the carpet before spinning around on one foot planted, clasping his hands together after a quick double clap. The Platinum Carpet Crew have no hesitation as they roll the carpet back up and run backstage. Shelley turns his head back around to face Christian. Locking eyes for a brief second, before ultimately climbing onto the apron and into the ring. The two have their eyes completely locked on each other, not even flinching in the slightest, as Shelley walks across the ring to be handed his own microphone by a ring crew worker. The Defiance theme music fades out and all that follows is an echo of boos pouring throughout the arena. The crowd hating Alex Shelley for his utter cockiness, especially for a man who hasn't even had a match in FCW. The cheesy grin refuses to escape from Alex's face as he looks around the arena, soaking up the boos of the crowd to only influence him to smile even more. Christian begins bringing the microphone to his mouth but is quickly cut off by Shelley before he can begin speaking.
Alex Shelley: Let me just start by saying how delightful it is that you've decided to choose a Defiance member specifically to be your first guest on the Peep Show. I am flattered, yet concerned at the same time. I am flattered by the fact that we have gained your attention enough to make you feel obligated to destroy our locker room. I am flattered by the fact that the world tag team champions have taken notice to their true competition here in FCW. Taken so much notice that Edge and yourself would do something as heinous as destroy our precious locker room. And not only that, but invite one of us out in front of their adoring fans, knowing we would be looking to create a conflict. You've got balls Christian, although they may be microscopic, you've got them. But we're one step ahead of you. I don't intend on starting any conflicts right now. I'll save my energy for the tag title match that most certaintly come because of the skill of Kendrick and myself. But Although I am flattered that in such a short time, Kendrick and myself have been noticed by two of the self proclaimed, greatest wrestlers in FCW...I am concerned. Because no normal man, after doing what Edge and Christian did, would actually come out and invite one of us to a public meeting. Maybe you're more of an idiot than I thought you were. Maybe one too many ladder matches have fried your brain cells to the point of you having absolutely no common sense. But tell me Christian, because I, and these people want to know. Why in the hell would you and Edge do such an idiotic thing?
The crowd continues booing even after Alex is done with his chunk of speech. Parts hardly beeing able to be heard because of the roaring anger out of the crowd. Shelley continues holding the cheesy grin on his face as he looks around the crowd again, seeing their hatred for him in every one of their eyes. He returns his focus to Christian who looks none too pleased by the insults, trying to hurry his reply along with a look of anticipation in his eyes. Christian raises the microphone, only to be cut off again by the obnoxious Alex Shelley.
Alex Shelley: On second thought, I don't really care that much. I'm simply going to go with the assumption that you and Edge were born stupid. And even though I can tell you want to rip me apart so bad, it's almost as tempting as eating the forbidden fruit. I hope you realize I'm doing you a favor. You're very first Peep Show, can also be called your very best Peep Show. Because of yours truely of course. Yeah, that's right, and I'll say it again just to make sure it sticks inside that brainless head of yours. Alex Shelley....oh pardon me, Apex Smelley...gave you your highest rated Peep Show. Who is going to top a Peep Show after me? Possibly Brian Kendrick or Randy Orton, but aside from the other members of Defiance, there's no one. We are the three most elite guys in this sport today, you can argue if you want to but you won't win. And, Christian, because I'm openly giving you your highest rated show ever....and because I've allowed you to stand in this ring thus far without laying a finger on you, despite what you and Edge did. I feel I deserve an award and bribe. By the looks of things, the tag team championships would be a great place to start. You and Edge had chosen to get involved with us. We were more than prepared to storm through the tag team rankings and show the world with each victory that Kendrick and myself deserve the tag team championships more than anyone. We were going to let you savor your moments with those tag titles, but you're the one's that messed it up for yourselves. You clearly wanted our attention, and you've gained it. Unfortunately for you however, we fight fire with fire. You want to destroy our locker room? Well that's just fine with us, but don't expect to walk away carefree. Allow me to guide your attention to the titantron, where you and all of these idiots will be able to witness the greatness that is my camera work....live in person. So why doesn't someone bring this fine gentleman some popcorn and a cola because he's in for a treat, brought directly to him by paparazzi productions.
The FCW cameras remove their focus from the ring and direct it towards the big titantron above the stage. The classic black and white movie countdown begins from 5 to 2, going into the opening scene of the Shelley flick. The camera, positioned slightly upright, is focused on the locker room door with the nameplate clearly reading "Edge & Christian". Alex Shelley slowly appears on camera from the right, blocking the view of the door, his upper torso and face now being the direct visual.
Alex Shelley(on video): Hey there FCW Universe, specifically Edge and Christian. I'm Alex Shelley, the greatest wrestler in this company. And if you're watching this video, I hope you will enjoy our feature presentation.
Alex Shelley walks out of the view of the camera, picking it up and preparing to carry it. He walks up to the door, delivering a quick knock and getting the usual "who is it?" response from inside the room. A quick "paparazzi productions" introduction later and the door swings open to see.....Edge? Well at least Brian Kendrick dressed up as Edge....in Edge's own clothes.....disgusting.
Alex Shelley(on video): Hey there Edge, I'm doing a quick piece for my film company and I wanted to know if you could give me a quick inside look at your locker room. Call it an FCW Cribs if you will.
Brian Kendrick(as Edge): Well sure Apex Smelley. But I must warn you. This film will now most definently be rated R!
Alex Shelley(on video): I was assuming that would be the case.
They soon step inside the locker room, Shelley taking a quick glance around with his camera. Most noticably looking at some pictures hanging on the wall that appear to be Brian Kendrick and Alex Shelley poking fun at Edge and Christian's 5 second pose. Pictures with abnormally huge sunglasses, top hats, stupid poses, you name it, it's probably there. The wall is filled with them, like some sort of picture collage to only accentuate the room.
Alex Shelley(on video): This locker room is a lot smaller than the one we had for Defiance.
Brian Kendrick(as Edge): Yeah I know it, you see the better talent you are the bigger locker room you get. When I walked into your locker room to destroy it I almost couldn't do it. I was stunned by the absolute beauty of the place. But of course Christian slapped me back into stupidity and I had no choice but to follow his lead and break your valuable things.
Alex Shelley(on video): Yeah, you guys destroyed my mini fridge. Speaking of which, what do you have for food around here?
Brian Kendrick(as Edge): Well....uh....we have a week old pizza on the bathroom counter. Want some?
Alex Shelley(on video): No, for some reason I think I'll pass. I can tell you've got quite a movie collection however.
Brian Kendrick(as Edge): Oh yeah, I'm a pretty big movie buff. Of course only with movies rated R...
Alex Shelley(on video): From the sounds of it I bet you also enjoy a good pirate flick.
Brian Kendrick: Dude, what the hell does that mean? That wasn't in the script!
Alex Shelley(on video): Will you just go with it! You're making me look bad!
Brian Kendrick(as Edge): Oh uh....Yeah, I guess pirates are cool.
Alex Shelley(on video): Well Edge, I'd love to chat more but I'm afraid you have the personality of a dead moth, and paparazzi productions can't be boring it's audience in it's first official film. How about I look around this place for myself and see what I can decypher about the lives of Edge and Christian.
Brian Kendrick(as Edge): Well if you insist. I think I'm gonna go find a corner and fantasize about my former love Lita.
Alex Shelley(on video): Gross......
Alex Shelley makes his way across the room, sitting down on a rather luxorious leather couch, only looking down to see a bag lying on the floor in front of him. He reaches down with his free hand, opening it up to reveal Edge's wrestling gear. A small chuckle escapes from Alex Shelley as he holds up Edge's trunks in front of the camera and soon brings his other hand into view with a lighter, burning a giant hole in the crotch of Edge's trunks before blowing it out and gracefully putting them back in the bag just how he found them. Right next to Edge's bag, was assumably Christian's bag. Opening it up, he searches around also finding Christian's ring gear....but more imporantly, he finds Christian's ass cream. He holds it up in front of the camera, giving the viewers a nice shot.
Alex Shelley(on video): You know, this may come in handy. I better hold onto this.
Shelley zips the bag back up and stands up off of the couch, he looks around the room a little more, not seeing a whole lot of interest, other than he and Kendrick's mock pictures plastered on the wall. He begins to take his leave, heading down the hallway but suddenly stops around a corner, Brian Kendrick now dressed his normal casual wear is standing there holding a giant ice cream bucket.
Brian Kendrick(on video): Are you ready to do this Shells?
Alex Shelley(on video): No not quite yet. Just give me a minute to soak in the aroma of our first FCW victory....of course by out pranking Edge and Christian.
Alex Shelley takes a quick smell of air, acting almost choked up about the moment. Soon after he hands the camera to Brian Kendrick, in turn, taking the ice cream bucket from him. They begin walking back to the Edge and Christian locker room, entering swiftly and closing the door behind them. With a grin plastered on his face, Alex Shelley turns his attention to the camera.
Alex Shelley(on video): Well, we've come to the end of our Edge and Christian locker room joy ride. I hope you've had as much fun as we have. And since the both of you have proclaimed us as the "Deaf Ants", well we thought it fitting to invite some of our friends to help aid in the battle of Defiance.
Alex kneels down, holding the bucket firmly between his hands before setting it on its side and ripping off the lid. Soon hundreds, thousands, even possibly a million ants along with plenty of dirt and sand come rolling out of the bucket onto the nice floor. Tipping the bucket back up, he brings it over to Edge and Christian's gym bags, making sure to get a good amount of ants spread out amongst them. A loud thud is made as Shelley throws the empty bucket against the television in the room. He peers down at all the ants starting to cover the floor, even some beginning to attempt crawling up his jeans.
Brian Kendrick(on video): Come on man lets go! I don't want ants crawling on me!
Alex Shelley(on video): Yeah, I believe we're done here. All hail the Deaf Ants!
The footage soon fades to black, showing a quick mentioning of the cast. Brian Kendrick as Edge, Alex Shelley as himself. Static appears soon after the Paparazzi Production logo makes its appearance and the image as a whole fades off the titantron when the cameras go back to the ring to see Alex Shelley laughing and pointing at Christian. Taking a few deep breaths he calms himself so he can speak even more.
Alex Shelley: You see Christian, you just can't beat Defiance. Not at wrestling, not at pie eating, not at basketball, not at ice skating, and of course not even at prank pulling. Just remember you did this to yourselves when you felt the need to destroy our valuables. If you wanted a war all you had to do was ask. But do me one favor. Keep that belt nice and clean for me. I don't want to be wearing something with your germs around my waist.
With that, he lets out another quick laugh when........
To Be Continued by Christian, Edge, a Defiance member, or anyone who feels the need to get involved.
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Post by Edge on May 8, 2009 21:51:33 GMT -5
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
Blasts over the PA, being heard throughout the arena, and around the world. Out from the back comes an angry Rated R Superstar. Not the normal fun-loving guy everyone is used to. But, a different man, a man full of anger. He snatches a mic from the announce table and enters the ring.
Edge: Christian! I know you wanted to do this alone, but I had to come out here. Apex, our little "prank" was just what I said it was a "little prank." A little "trashing" all in the name of fun. Just simply fun. But you Apex Smelley, you took it too far. You ruined the good name of E&C.
Before Edge can continue Shelley can't help himself, he explodes in laughter.
Edge: Wha...? What the hell is so funny?
By this point, Shelley is on the ground in tears. Holding his ribs. He can barely make his way to his feet from all the laughter. After he does, his tear covered eyes lock with Edge's.
Edge: Look at me! Does this look like a man who's playful to you? Do I look "silly, silly, ha ha?"
Shelley almost breaks out in laughter, but this time he restrains himself by biting his finger, letting nothing but a few little peeps out.
Edge: Now, this is going to get REAL intense, this little "rivalry" we have going is gonna be big. Bigger than anything FCW has seen, and will ever see. We are gonna tear the roof down week in and week out. Day-by-day, week-by-week. But, enough with what we're going to do. Let's focus a bit more on what we've already done. Myself and Christian both have several WWE Intercontinental Championships. Multiple WWE and TNA World Titles amongst us. And most important. Seven World Tag Team Championship in WWE. And even more important than THAT, we are the first-ever FCW World Tag Team Champions.
As Edge states that fact, they both raise their titles high above their heads. Before being interrupted by.....
TBC: CC, Shelley, Defiance, or anyone else
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Post by Alonzo Parker on May 9, 2009 0:08:59 GMT -5
As Edge rambles on and on about his achievements nobody cares about, he soon gets disrupted by a familiar tune that has once already blared over the arena. “Walk with me in Hell” by Lamb of God hits the PA system, indicating that yet another Defiance—wait a minute, Deaf Ants member is about to make his in-ring presence. Edge and Christian stand there in the ring with their microphones lowered, evidently not too pleased. Meanwhile Shelley is resting back on the turnbuckle, snickering a bit. THE Brian Kendrick emerges on top of the ramp, but something seems different about him. There isn’t any of his epic dance moves, nor is he wearing his trademark jacket. Instead, we see him dressed up in a scientist’s lab coat and a thick pair of glasses. He ponders deeply on the ramp, rubbing his chin in an ever-so sophisticated way before getting handed a chalkboard and chalk stick from a stagehand. Kendrick reaches the ring and gets his board set up, then directing his attention the very irate Edge & Christian who at the same time have a baffled look on their faces. TBK raises the microphone to his lips with a confident look on his face.
“Gentlemen, gentlemen, in spite of your dubious interpretations, there still remains a key fault in your logic! Quantum physics indicate very precisely that your verbal dialogue only furthers the detonation of gut muscles into an outburst of unambiguous hilarity.”
Edge and Christian look at each other all perplexed. Kendrick lifts up his index finger.
“Oh my utmost apologies go to you two organisms. Do you fail to comprehend my unblemished conspicuous presentation of modern day science? In case you may have forgotten… my name is “Da Brain” Kendrick as you two refer to me as and I am here to quench your thirst for KNOWLEDGE! And if you don’t understand a word I’m saying, don’t feel bad. After all, you’re not a brain like me. Nevertheless at this point in time, allow me to demonstrate on this authentically chiseled chalkboard, the flaw that Edge absurdly exhibited in his vocalizations. You see, (writing some formula on the chalkboard) your claims of your superiority are rather preposterous on account of your self-proclaimed accomplishments in FCW are insignificant thus far! As verified on the board, E = MC divided by the infinite quantity of electrons in space travel continuum.”
We see the same reaction from E & C. “Da Brain” Kendrick takes off his pair of glasses and slips off the lab coat, speaking normally.
“Basically what I’m trying to say, seeing how amazingly dumbfounded you guys look, is that you can go around calling yourselves the best… but unless you go through a few title defenses, it’s just a strap. If you retain the belts successfully ten billion times, MAYBE then it’s considered a mediocre gold. But… you need to face US to bring meaning to the championship. One championship defense against Defiance and the prestige will skyrocket. And of course with Defiance in possession of the Tag Team belts, they’ll be waaaay more than just gold… They’ll be Platinum, baby! Because honestly we’re the only competition you’ll find around here, and featuring a high class team such as ourselves equals instant value increase. Like my buddy Shelley here said, we had no problem working our way up. We could easily dominate the entire tag team division before squaring off against you guys. But hey, you asked for it and now we’re going to give it to you by effortlessly taking the straps. Now I know you guys probably won’t have the balls to face us with all the marbles on the line. I get it, you want to savor your reign and not get ridiculed by THE Brian Kendrick number one paparazzi man, Alex Shelley! So I’ll lower the stakes a bit so you don’t have a ‘Rated R’ panic attack. How about next week, E & C take on Defiance: if we win, we get a future title shot. But if we lose, which is virtually impossible, we get in line. Does that sound fair enough, Shells?”
Alex gives TBK a thumbs up. Kendrick now looks over at Edge and Christian.
“Alright then, gents, what’s it gonna be?”
TBCB
Edge, Christian, Shelley…
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Blade LaVigne
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Post by Blade LaVigne on May 9, 2009 21:09:48 GMT -5
Wow, great promos guys
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Post by Edge on May 10, 2009 8:53:58 GMT -5
Edge looks at TBK at first with a look of anger, then changes his entire facial expression as one of utter confusion. The confused Edge puts the mic up to his lips to answer the question presented by Brian Kendrick.
Edge: Okay, Brain, so if I got this right, you want a title shot?
Kendrick first looks at Shelley, after Shelley agrees with the accusations, Kendrick rebuttals with a head shake of his own.
Edge: Well, you have to be completely stupid! Why would we give such an unqualified team who just came to FCW a title shot against the best tag team of all time? I'll tell you what, there are plenty more teams that are qualified to face us than you two. I could name a few right now...
Edge drops the mic, and starts putting up fingers as if he's counting off teams to himself. After he raises one finger, he looks puzzled. Then, he looks over to Christian seemingly asking his a question. But, to Edge's dismay, Christian cannot give him the answer he was looking for. After picking the microphone up off the ground Edge begins to speak again.
Edge: It doesn't matter what teams are more qualified. All that matters is that there are teams that are qualified, and a couple of Deaf Ants definitely are NOT qualified. So boys, if you can win a couple singles matches, or maybe a tag team match or two, then please feel free to jump into the title contention. But, until then, show respect for your elders, one of the most decorated tag teams in the history of the profession. The FCW World Tag Team Champions, Edge & Christian! So, to you "gents" what's it gonna be?
TBC Shelley or TBK
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Post by alexshelley on May 10, 2009 15:35:48 GMT -5
Alex Shelley stands alongside Brian Kendrick casually rubbing his chin, thinking about what had been said by the Rated R superstar. He chuckles to himself a little, attracting Edge and Christians attention before slowly raising a microphone to his lips.
Alex Shelley: You too clowns humor me with your stupidity. Infact, you don't just humor me, you kill my braincells. But I understand where you two are coming from. Oh yeah, I understand completely. I mean if I was in your shoes, getting challenged by the likes of Brian Kendrick and myself, well I'd be scared as well. We all know that's why you're putting off any sort of title defense. First of all, when you guys try and sell to us that there are more qualified teams out there I can't help but laugh. Really, who's more qualified? Not even you two can think of anyone. But we'll accept your little offer to square off in singles matches. And I'll tell you why. Because we know how scared you are now. So scared to put your precious titles on the line. Scared because you know there is no way the two of you would possibly be walking out of the match still remaining the champions. And by that single fact you're scared to put the belts on the line because of the damage it would do to your reputation. Here you have Edge and Christian. One of the most decorated tag teams in this business as you put it. What a blow to their momentum, not only momentum but pride. What a blow it would be to have the Technical Messiah Alex Shelley and Mr. Hollywood Brian Kendrick stroll right into FCW and win the tag team titles without allowing Edge and Christian to even get a successful title defense. What an embarassment that would be huh guys? What an embarassment it would be to have your tag team legacy practically soiled on by two wrestlers who are the next generation, who are the future of this business. I'm glad the both of you can realize the inevitable would happen if we were put in a tag team championship match. So I completely get it. The both of you are going to test the waters so to speak, all the while continuing to clutch onto those championships as tight as you can because you both realize that your title reign is going to end before it even gets off the ground. However it is unfortunate that you two do not realize that these singles matches aren't going to help your situation any. Oh sure, you'll get to remain tag team champions a few weeks longer but we will still walk out of the arena after having our hands raised.
Alex Shelley lets out a laugh as he and Brian Kendrick raise their arms in the air, showing Edge and Christian the very scene they assume will be happening after their round of singles matches. The crowd boos Shelley and Kendrick, only to be ignored as Shelley lowers his arm and continues.
Alex Shelley: This Friday on Anarchy, you can call it the downfall of Edge and Christian. Because after they step into the ring with us, after they get just a small taste of what we're capable of in the ring. They're going to be even more frightened then they are now. You two are only screwing yourselves by wanting singles matches, but it's too late for that isn't it? You've already screwed yourselves when you decided to mess with Defiance. You two already sent the message that you don't want to bother being tag team champions anymore when you decided it would be funny to destroy the Defiance locker room. Isn't that right? Well it must be if you two were stupid enough to do the acts that you did. But no bother. We'll simply defeat you this coming Anarchy, and when management see's our skills, they will have no choice to book a tag team championship match. Because like you often say Edge, it's natural selection. And when you compare us to you, you're at the bottom of the food chain. We're younger, we're faster, we're smarter...not to mention we're better looking. So what will you get when these tag teams finally collide for the championships? Well it's quite simple. You'll get the foundation of what is to come for Defiance, but you'll get the end of the legacy that is Edge and Christian.
Alex Shelley lowers the mic, a sly grin appears across his face as he looks back and forth between Edge and Christian. He turns and slowly makes his exit from the ring, with Kendrick following. Soon the Platinum Carpet Crew unroll the white carpet for Shelley and Kendrick as they slowly make their way backstage, making sure not to take their eyes off either opponent. This is a war that's only just begun....
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