Post by JαΜαrçύs on May 7, 2009 18:56:12 GMT -5
The camera shows Haze backstage sitting in a chair with a mic in his left hand, and a red stripe beer bottle in his right hand. And a gold necklace around his neck.
Then the camera shows his freakishly skinny body gaurd gangsta boy who smirks at the camera.
Haze: Now Now now I'm sure you, all of you have herd of me JaMarcus Haze. Isn't that right Gangsta Boy?
Gangsta Boy starts to answer but is immdiately cut off by Haze
Haze: I dont need your answer besides it dont matter if they know who I am or not. I can give them a brief description of myself. First of all i'm 6'6 240 pnds. The best wrestler to eva step foot on earth, to eva be born, I dont need special training I really dont. I trained myself back in the days, back in Jamaica the old days, I am from Blackriver Jamaica, where the grass is green and the sky is blue. I am fighting for the rights of my people.
(Haze looks over to the left)
Haze: Do you think haze could give two pieces of monkey shi* about being defeated, No i have never lost neva eva. Tomorrow is going to be the night of The Haze, So what I want to know is that if you candy ass punks got to much sugar in your testis. Because if anyones got the guts to come out here or come one on one in the ring with me, You will make yourself famous for the worst ass whoopin in the history of wrestling. You will learn the deadliest lesson eva, and that lesson is to not mess with me or Gangsta Boy.
Gangsta Boy: Yeah If you mess with him you mess with me, JaMarcus is the real deal around here get it JERKS! He isnt the American Dream he isnt the russian dream he isnt the Japanese Dream he is the one and only JAMAICAN DREAM!! Now listen here folks we are here tonight to see if anyone here has the potential to come out, if anyone has the gut, if anybody has the balls to come out here tonight or whenever and step face to face, or face to chest cause he is so tall whitch ever one is fine with me.
Gangsta Boy starts to do the moonwalk but is immidiately told to stop by Haze.
Haze: Stop that nonsense immidiately,do you think this is some kinda joke, I could use you as an example of what this place is like, it is a joke that is what it is. You know what the only reason these folks are wrestlin here today is because they like the feeling of touching their opponants. I've been here on T.V everywhere while you guys were still in Diapers. 2+2=4 My fame will last forever more.
The T.V turns on out of Know Where and His theme music plays
Haze takes the cigar out of his mouth and in slow motion throws it at gangstaboy.
Then the camera shows his freakishly skinny body gaurd gangsta boy who smirks at the camera.
Haze: Now Now now I'm sure you, all of you have herd of me JaMarcus Haze. Isn't that right Gangsta Boy?
Gangsta Boy starts to answer but is immdiately cut off by Haze
Haze: I dont need your answer besides it dont matter if they know who I am or not. I can give them a brief description of myself. First of all i'm 6'6 240 pnds. The best wrestler to eva step foot on earth, to eva be born, I dont need special training I really dont. I trained myself back in the days, back in Jamaica the old days, I am from Blackriver Jamaica, where the grass is green and the sky is blue. I am fighting for the rights of my people.
(Haze looks over to the left)
Haze: Do you think haze could give two pieces of monkey shi* about being defeated, No i have never lost neva eva. Tomorrow is going to be the night of The Haze, So what I want to know is that if you candy ass punks got to much sugar in your testis. Because if anyones got the guts to come out here or come one on one in the ring with me, You will make yourself famous for the worst ass whoopin in the history of wrestling. You will learn the deadliest lesson eva, and that lesson is to not mess with me or Gangsta Boy.
Gangsta Boy: Yeah If you mess with him you mess with me, JaMarcus is the real deal around here get it JERKS! He isnt the American Dream he isnt the russian dream he isnt the Japanese Dream he is the one and only JAMAICAN DREAM!! Now listen here folks we are here tonight to see if anyone here has the potential to come out, if anyone has the gut, if anybody has the balls to come out here tonight or whenever and step face to face, or face to chest cause he is so tall whitch ever one is fine with me.
Gangsta Boy starts to do the moonwalk but is immidiately told to stop by Haze.
Haze: Stop that nonsense immidiately,do you think this is some kinda joke, I could use you as an example of what this place is like, it is a joke that is what it is. You know what the only reason these folks are wrestlin here today is because they like the feeling of touching their opponants. I've been here on T.V everywhere while you guys were still in Diapers. 2+2=4 My fame will last forever more.
The T.V turns on out of Know Where and His theme music plays
Haze takes the cigar out of his mouth and in slow motion throws it at gangstaboy.
