John Cena High School

[Robert Saints]

The cameras begin to roll as Undertaker approaches John Cena's high school

The students are shocked to see Undertaker at their school

Undertaker walks up to the prinicipal and begins to interogate him about John Cena

Undertaker: YOu mean to tell me, as a high schooler Cena was the best in track and fitness and all that other crap

I tell you what I was doing when I was in high school, I was either kicking people asses who wanted to fight me or kicking people asses for picking on my brother, Kane

Cena was a smart student, I see but I guess going to this high price rich white school was what made Cena into his prick loving, I love America Ass

Don't get me wrong, I love America but I don't going around thinkng I'm some kind of ex-marine

Cena, I notice in your matches recently, you get the shit beat out of you but instead of losing, you become some kind of retard superman and hit the Attitude Adjustment or the STF and win your match

Cena, In our match, there is no use in using the STF because I dont tap to no one and as far as the AA, you might need to create another better finisher

Undertaker and the prinicipal head to the gym where there is a class doing amateur wrestling, Undertaker breaks up the class and orders everyone to get the hell somewhere else

Undertaker calls over the prinicipal and grabs him by the throat and chokeslam him onto the blue padding, Undertaker: There is not much cushion with these paper thin mats

The gym teacher tries to persuade Undertaker to stop beating up on the principal so Undertaker kick him in the gut and hits the Last Ride

The teacher assistant runs over to help the prinicipal and gym teacher but she receives a tombstone for her troubles

Cena, you know where this school is, show up or else

The cameras zoom out and fade to black as Undertaker continues the assault on the gym teacher and the principal

[Robert Saints]

The cameras return and Undertaker is inside the prinicipal's office and he reads outloud Cena's permanent record before throwing it into the garbage can, which he then lights on fire

Undertaker rips off all the photos and articles about their hometown hero John Cena, and throws them into the garbage can

Undertaker knocks over the file cabinet and all the files fly out as Undertaker continues destroying the principal's office

Undertaker takes the chair and smacks the desk until the chair breaks and then he dumps the contents of the desk onto the floor and throws the desk down and then he grabs his lead pipe and swings right at the monitor, cracking it as he laughs

Cena, you have until the rest of this week, to change your mind about this match against me because if you don't, I will beat you like the dog you are and I promise to leave you in a pool of your own blood battered, bruised and handicapped, trust me Cena after this match, you might as well hang up your sneakers because I am going to put you on the shelf permanently

The camera zooms out as Undertaker leaves the prinicipal's office and heads for the nurse's office

[Robert Saints]

The camera catches up to Undertaker as he is now in the nurse's office

Undertaker notices the hot nurse who is helping a young woman with something

Undertaker grabs the nurse and says tell the girl to go back to class

The nurse tells the girl to return to class now

Undertaker eyeing the nurse from top to bottom

Undertaker: where were you when I went to High School, more importantly if you were around when Cena went here, he wouldn't be such a gay faggot

Undertaker again examines the nurse top to bottom

Undertaker: you must be giving all these high school boys hard-ons by how hot you look

Undertaker then grabs her ass and says you like that

She acknowledges that she does and he continues to feel her up but then Mr. Cena burst through the door and has five personal security guards with him

Mr. Cena: Undertaker, your under the arrest for trespassing on the grounds that this building is 100 feet away from my house and I have a restraining order for you to stay 200 feet away from my house, my wife and myself

The security guards run up to Undertaker to apprehend him but Undertaker tries his best to fight them but they hold him down and get the handcuffs on him

As Undertaker is being carted out of the school and into the police car, He kicks Mr. Cena in the balls as he exits the school door

The police car pulls off with Undertaker in the back as the camera fades to black

TBC-John Cena