Tag Champs

[taylor]

The arena goes black. The countdown starts on the titan tron. 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9. A huge pyro goes off at the second nine. Out from the smoke created by the pyro comes Christian Cage.

J.R.: Here comes one half of the Tag Team champions.

Christian walks down the ramp with one of the Tag belts laying on his shoulder. He smiles while showing the belt off to the crowd.
Christian walks over to the announcer table to grab a mic. Christian then makes his way to the ring.

Christian: I am one half of the tag champs! Edge and I are the only people in FCW wearing gold. There was no doubt in my mind that we were going to beat those punks. Edge and I were to much talent for Quizz and Kaz to handle.

Tazz: Looks like Christian is full of himself.

Christian: This week me and edge are in the main event again with our good friend Jericho. Before I continue on this subject I think Edge needs to be out here. So Edge come on out.

tbc-EDGE ONLY

[Edge]

As the crowd waits impatiently for the arrival of the Rated R Superstar. An oh so familiar question arises throughout the arena.

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?

As Edge's music plays, the entrance way fills with smoke. Out form that smoke enters one-half of the FCW World Tag Team Champions, Edge. Edge stops halfway down the ramp, removes the title from his shoulder, and raises it high above his head, setting off pyros. The Ultimate Opportunist enters the ring, after grabbing a mic, and starts to speak.

Edge: Christian, there isn't much more I can say. You hit the nail right on the head. Quizz, Kaz, there's merely nothing you could have done to defeat us, any team would have lost. It's not about winning or losing, it's Natural Selection, only the best survive.

Edge looks around the crowd, some booing, but some are agreeing with cheers and chants.

Edge: And come this Friday, once again, The Rated R Superstar graces the Main Event for Anarchy. But who are you gonna blame? Top superstars equal top matches. What I don't understand is adding worthless trash like Shane Helms and Mayhem to a main event match. Now Kennedy, I don't always agree with your booking but this is just ridiculous.

The crowd seems happy at the sound of this realization.

Edge: Since we already have a party going on, why not have our partner come on down. Please welcome, the third man to be involved in the 3-Man Massacre, CHRIS JERICHO!

TBC Jericho

[Chris Jericho]

*The bloody heart counts down to zero...

BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!!!!

Jericho's famous anthem blares over the Sound System for the FCW Crowd. Edge, and Christian look up the ramp, their full attention on The One Man Main Event. Jericho looks around the arena, smiling brightly. He gets into the ring, and grabs a microphone. Y2J chants circulate for a minute or two. Jericho looks around, sizing up Edge and Christian.*

Jericho: This week, on Friday Night Anarchy, I get revenge. Randy Orton, I first want to applaud you, right before I crush you. I thank you for making this personal. I am truly delighted that you want to ramp this up a bit. Im only human, here. I have limits under normal circumstances, but when my livelihood, my future is jeopardized, you open a whole new realm of what I will do in that ring. Randy Orton, I am going to have fun defeating you. Over and over and over. Because when it does happen, you will want another shot, and another shot, and as long as you keep getting them, I will keep beating you. As much as you like to think you are the obstacle in my way, I am the towering obstacle in yours. Whether or not you want to allow it into your head, I am the rightful FCW Champion. I am the biggest, baddest motherf***er in the entire FCW.

*Jericho looks into the lively, even raucous crowd. He then turns directly at Edge and Christian.*

Jericho: And then management, being as clever as they are, decided to not call for a rematch between me and Orton, but instead they pair me up with these clowns, but also with respect, the FCW Tag Team Champions.

*Jericho points to Edge and Christian.*

Jericho: Christian, the floater. Once WWE got too big for you, you flew off to TNA. Then FCW absorbed both the WWE and TNA, uniting the three companies. We've had so many moments together. So much fun, like Trish Stratus? Like tag team title matches, me and Benoit? It goes back, Christian. You've always been that guy who can just never, ever quite make it to the top.

*Jericho looks to the crowd, shrugs, and turns to Edge.*

Jericho: And then there's Mr. R, Edge. He has made it too the top, but every time it happens, the manner in which he wins gets more questionable. God, do you ever actually wrestle a match anymore, or do you just shortcut your way through everything? I might be a clever devil sometimes, but Edge is just downright filthy.

*Jericho looks to the crowd, shrugs again, and finishes.*

Jericho: Paired together, and I am completely honest, Edge and Christian are one of the greatest tag teams of all time. They hold countless tag title reigns, and have participated in a controlling stock of the greatest tag team matches of all time, and while I may not see eye to eye with them on a singles level, I will take these guys to tag with any day of the week, because when it comes down to it, its business. Besides Randy Orton, I am all business, and I always will be. So Orton and crew, be prepared to get the fight of your life on Anarchy. I look forward to it.

*Jericho lowers his mike, smirking devilishly into the camera, his face clean shaven, and sharp.*

TBC

[Edge]

Edge looks at Jericho with a bit of disgust, before abruptly changing his face to a look of delight.

Edge: You know Chris, we have had some good times. But, through the good, the bad, and the straight up ugly. And through it all we've succeeded, and forever will. And Jericho, even though you question my tactics, and think I have a questionable winning history, you have to know that I am one of the best of all time.

Edge seems satisfied with himself

Edge: Don't get me wrong Chris, you're a hero in the wrestling business. You have brought so much to the business. And in FCW, you are just going to continue to expand the business. Make it larger than life. The next step in that adventure will be this Friday, where we will team up and take down the tandum of Shane Helms, Mayhem, and the Legend Killer Randy Orton.

Edge pauses to let the crowd get out all their boos. Edge focuses his attention to the back.

Edge: And you three, I hope you're in for a ride come Friday. There will be no stopping us. For it is not simple means of destruction. Only the best survive.

TBC

[Shane Helms(H)]

Shane has heard enough of Jericho, Edge, and Christian from backstage and gets up beginning to make his way down to the arena.

J.R.- Whats This? The New Guy coming out to confront the tag champs and Jericho?

*LISTEN...IT'S TIME, Yeea its time for Revolution!*

Shane- Cut The Damn Music!... Now I know these mounties aren't out here trashing the One and Only. Cause if they were...I'd have to come down there, kick em in the head with a Wizard, and then drop them on their head with a Vertabreaker.

The Crowd cheers as they actually agree with something Shane had to say.

Shane- Oh now you cheer for me? Well, I still dont care about what you people have to say. However, what i do care about are the Maple Leaf Sissies here talking spit when we aren't at ringside. But I figure we can do this 2 ways. You guys can pack up your toy belts, put your tails between your legs, and walk on back to Niagara Falls....OR...I Can come down there and send you back to the Peace Bridge on the end of my Size 11 foot!.

The crowd bursts out with cheer as Shane bascially sends a gutcheck to the 3 men.

Shane- Well, I see you aren't going with option number one....So Looks like we are gonna have to settle this the hard way.
*Shane drops the mic and begins to walk down to the ring*

TBC-Edge, Jericho, Cage
(Feel free to beat up my guy which is usually how 3 on 1's end or whatever, was trying to make this as real as possible)

[mayhem]

(OOC: This is just a quick reply. Tried to post earlier but long story short, it got lost and i got pissed off because of it ha! go figure..anyways I'll post again when i have more time)

Shawn Michaels ducks through the curtains but suddenly stumbles back onto the stage area after running smack dab into the chiseled chest of an awaiting human destruction machine known as Mayhem..

Jim Ross "Oh MY!! Looks like we have company tazz!"

Tazz "You got that right and to steal one of your lines, 'Bidnizz is damn sure 'bout ta pick up J.R."



HBK takes a few steps back, gaining seperation between himself and the genetic freak of nature now making his way out on stage wearing street clothes consisting of black denims and a white wifebeater tank top. Mayhem produces a microphone from his back pocket then flips down the special built in target over the right eye of the stylish red tinted rayban-style shades masking his piercing blue eyes. Mayhem looks Shawn Michaels up and down before flipping up the target then removing his shades entirely before raising the microphone to speak.

Mayhem "Since when the hell did you become a statistician? I think you best run along Shawn before you become another statistic of people who will regret crossing paths with me. Maybe you didn't notice what's about to transpire in that ring but this isn't a place for 'boy toys' or 'heart break kids' so go play in traffic or something and let us men handle the real business in the ring."

Shawn Michaels watches with a scowlish frown before slowly dissapearing once again behind the curtains. Meanwhile, Mayhem now turns his focus to the canadian stooges who are now surrounding Gregory Helms inside the ring..

Jim Ross "This isn't looking good for The Hurricane. What was he thinking Tazz?"

Tazz "Who knows J.R. Maybe it's a classic case of big heart and no brains but it looks like the odds are about to even up with this genetic freak of nature coming to the ring.."

Mayhem approaches the ring and springs onto the apron, stepping through the ropes without the slightest of hesitation. Chris Jericho, Edge and Christian all back away into separate corners while Gregory Helms and Mayhem are now standing back-to-back in the center of the ring.

Jim Ross "Folks get ready because it looks like we're fixing to have ourselves a good ole' fashioned slobberknocker here tonight."

Tazz "I don't know about that J.R. Looks like you may have spoken too soon.."

The Canadian Trio respectively exit the ring at their own slow, deliberate pace and make their way back up the rampway. Shane Helms leans against the ropes yelling a few obsenities and gesturing with his hands to "bring it on" but it appears that Jericho, Edge and Christian have other ideas..

Jim Ross "Well I suppose disgression is the better part of valour."

A loud roar of cheers overcomes the crowd as they now realize mayhem is standing directly behind Shane Helms with shades down and target locked on, ready to strike..

Tazz "Oh no this can't be good!"

Jim Ross "Look out Shane!"

Shane Helms turns into a firemans carry and in one motion is spun off the massive shoulders of Mayhem, being driven face and sternum first into the middle of the ring.

Tazz "Whoa! Wha-WHat the HELL just Happened?!"

The Canadian trio look on in disbelief, jaws wide open as Mayhem gestures for a microphone..

Jim Ross "Your guess is as good as mine Tazz but it looks like we're about to find out. He's calling for a microphone."

Tazz "Make it snappy Lilian wouldn't wanna keep this guy waiting."

Ring announcer, Lilian Garcia obliges the request and quickly hands her microphone over to Mayhem. He looks down at his fallen would be tag partner and a smirkish smile spreads across the ever confident face of this human destruction machine who now lifts the microphone to speak..

Mayhem "Shane, shane, shane. Incase you haven't figured it out yet...

Mayhem pauses for a moment, adding to the dramatic affect as he now hovers over the limp, prone, lifeless body of Shane Helms..

Mayhem "I...work..ALONE!


The audience claps appreciatively, respecting his words along with the actions recently taken by Mayhem against the ever so heelish, Shane Helms.

Mayhem "See Helms, let this be a lesson to you and everyone in the back. With me, there are two simple choices. Stay outta my way or you get ran the hell over because this mack truck is gonna run over the so called 'competition' like speed bumps on the freeway and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop this human destruction machine."

Mayhem rises up and turns to face the three men he will be facing this Friday night on Anarchy.

Mayhem "I'm not gonna give anyone a chance to ride my coat tails to the top like those two leeching sucubus parasites Edge and Christian are doing with you Jericho."

The crowd pops as Mayhem points at both Edge and Christian, who in turn react by shouting back at the fans.


Mayhem "That's right i'm talkin' to you two canadian jerkoffs. It's a good thing for you guys, not so much good for helms that all one hundred and eighty five pounds of a small gust of hurricane wind came breezing out ready to take a beatdown.

Mayhem gazes back at Shane Helms who is slowly beginning to stir...he crawls towards the corner, reaching out for the ring ropes..

Mayhem "So in a sense Helms, i just did you a favor by saving you from a three on one Canadian beatdown. Now don't get it twisted, that doesn't even compare to the ruthless agressiveness and vicious streak i can unleash, just like that."

snaps thumb against middle finger


Mayhem "But seeing how you're my "partner" and all for this friday night, well thought i'd be kind enough to let you make it there in one piece. All you need to do is stand on the ring apron and take the night off. Orton can handle Jericho and i'll deal with the canadian douchebags. Trust me, It'll be the easiest money you've ever made."

Shane Helms is now pulling himself up into the corner using the turnbuckle ropes for leverage as Mayhem turns to face Jericho and his stooges standing on the stage..

Mayhem "Jericho, i'll keep this real simple. Stay outta my way and maybe if you're lucky you just might survive to make your second coming against Orton. "


Jim Ross "Those are some pretty strong words from the newcomer."

Tazz "Yeah It's hard to argue with what he's saying though. I mean Jericho did say pretty much the same thing in his own words, right J.R.?"

Jim Ross "I'm no canadian interpreter but i believe what Jericho said is that they haven't been able to find true singles sucess on their own yet which one can argue is not the case with both Edge and Christian holding world championships as singles competitors in the recent past."

Tazz "Yeah but there's a difference between paper champions and the real deal Oklahoma boy and believe me Jericho has proved his worth on more than one occasion. I feel like both Edge and Christian are walking in the shadows of the ayatola of rock'n rollah, Y2J at the moment but that is just my opinion J.R."


Shane Helms somehow finds a microphone as he clutches at his ribs while slowly approaching the unsuspecting half-man half-monster known as Mayhem from behind..

(TBC by Shane Helms, Orton, Jericho, Edge or Christian)

[Edge]

Edge runs up behind Mayhem quickly, placing one hand on the chest of Shane Helms to the dismay to many in the crowd and those in the ring.

Edge: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here? I would like no violence in this little ring right here. Just take your little anger and get your rookie ass outta my ring.

Shane Helms seems furious, the crowd is on the edge of their seats, wanting something to happen. But it seems nothing will happen. After a few seconds of silence, the crowd calms and Edge continues to speak.

Edge: This little joint is getting out of hand. So, Orton, 'Hem, and Helms, this Friday, get ready, because shit is about to get heavy. The Natural Selection will continue taking place throughout all of FCW, specifically Anarchy. And that's what it will be Friday Night, complete and total ANARCHY. On that note, Edge and Christian have a long night of partying ahead.

THE RATED R SUPERSTAR HAS SPOKEN

Following Edge's lead, Christian drops his mic, exiting the ring to blank stares from the other superstars in the ring

END OF RP FOR E&C
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