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Post by kane on May 4, 2009 18:07:53 GMT -5
The cameras roll as Kane is finish watching The Marine and 12 Rounds
Kane turns around to the cameraman and grabs his voice box and says I seen better porno that this junk
Kane grabs the two DVDs and a John Cena T-shirt and throws them into a metal garbage can where he throws in gasoline and a match before signaling fire to burn up all John Cena's memorabilia
Kane: John Cena, if you suck in the ring as much as you do in your movies, then you will be easy work for my brother, The Undertaker
Kane then shows the cameraman, a quick glimpse of the Tombstone DVD of The Undertaker where Undertaker throws Mankind off of the top of the Hell in a Cell and Mankind crashes straight through the announcer's table
Kane: Cena, This Friday, you better bring the whole chain gang squadron because when you step in that ring against Undertaker, your not only facing Undertaker but also the Creatures of the Night as well as the Millions and Millions of screaming Kanites.
Kane returns to the DVD as Undertaker gets into the cameraman's shot and begins to get ready to deliver his speech to John Cena
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Blade LaVigne
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Post by Blade LaVigne on May 4, 2009 18:15:50 GMT -5
I really don't see Kane actually watching lets say 4 hours of DVDs. I see him getting up and trash talking him and saying he sucks worst in the ring that he does in the movie or something in that matter. Work on the length and you should be good. It wasn't bad but wasn't good either. But hey thats just me.
I see Kane taking a bite out of one of the DVDs and then spitting it out or something. Serious, Kane gets into peoples mind not rate movies.
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Post by Dangerous K on May 4, 2009 18:17:07 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm not getting the Kane vibe at all here.
Should be a great DX parody though.
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Post by Robert Saints on May 4, 2009 18:17:07 GMT -5
Thank you Kane, You see what you seem to forget or don't get Cena is that before any of them were Chain Soldiers or whatever you call ur people they were my Creatures of the Night and This Friday, They will return to their one and true Lord of Darkness; Me, The Undertaker
Undertaker then rolls a video package onto the overhead projector that shows Undertaker arriving at John Cena's father's house and Undertaker barging in and then it shows Undertaker whipping Mr. Cena as Kane is there looking on, Kane then chokeslams Mrs. Cena onto the couch as Mr. Cena is on his knees crawling away from Undertaker, Undertaker wraps hsi belt around Mr. Cena's neck and pulls him back like a dog and Kane gives him a final kick to the temple
Undertaker then says to John Cena, This Friday, you will join your parents in the same emergency room as you all REST IN PEACE!!!
The Camera fades out to black as Undertaker joins Kane watching the Tombstone DVD
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hbk
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Post by hbk on May 4, 2009 18:21:44 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels gives The Marine three and a half stars.
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Post by Dangerous K on May 4, 2009 18:25:06 GMT -5
That's a controversial rating!
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Chuck
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Post by Chuck on May 4, 2009 18:49:19 GMT -5
The great thing about FCW is that you can make Kane any way you want. You do not have to have him like the WWE's Kane
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Post by Vince Osborn on May 4, 2009 18:52:17 GMT -5
Thats the whole point Cena Kane can act how ever he wishes to act in his promo.
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