Post by JαΜαrçύs on May 1, 2009 6:50:51 GMT -5
*Red green and yellow lights flash around the arena, and out comes JaMarcus Haze and Gangsta Boy, JaMarcus is dancing around with the Jamaican flag and the cigar hanging outof the right side of his mouth, while Gangsta Boy is staggering to the ring*
Jr: What a joke
King: No this man comes out here week after week and gives it his all.
Jr: Whatever King
Gangsta boy climbs through the ropes and Haze is right behind him going over the top rope
Haze: Yo Yo Yo, How do you like me, I am finally on a show, does it really take rocket science to figure out i'm the best, I think Gangsta Boy could even figure that out.
Gangsta Boy: Yeah i sure cou..
Haze: Shutup! Did i eva tell you to speak Mon. Good, now lets get to the point, one thing is i'm the best and this show knows it, i know it, gangsta boy knows it. I've been in the buisness for too long to not be able to figure out who is athletic, and whos compleately imbread. I don't get it I might as well make my own show and call it Haze is the best. Cause i'm the best. It feels like i'm fighting people in the special olympics. I dont need Gangsta Boys help, I dont need anyones help.
Haze: Ive been there, Ive done that. Name it, ive been everywhere you can think of, and I have won a belt every time, but there was only one and one only folks, FCW, Fcw was the one that I neva won a belt in, but you know what i am still proud of myself, you see this is what happened, A white boy like you folks, well he was makin fun of my kind, my color, I dont like that, not one damn bit, I kept my cool but still wasnt very happy....
Haze takes a smoke of his cigar
Haze: Anyways we had a match lata that night, and I kicked his ass so bad when he came home his mama didn't even know who he was. Dont *beep* mess with me. I support my folks
Gangsta Boy: Yes he do care for his folks, Yes he do.
*Haze looks up furiously*
Haze: Man Boy you make my ass itch. Man did i eva tell you to talk huh did I, NO i didnt. Damn that boy dont listen. Anyways I am takin ova FCW, I will be thhe champ, only if this place, this *beep* hole uses me right.I will haunt you all down trust me, you lil creeps I will. Gangsta Boy you can talk now.
Gangsta Boy: Yo homies how yall doin, You all remember this please neva mess with Haze not only me will kill you but He will too. I am the 2nd best in this league, you know whos numba 1, JaMarcus, you know who is The best, JaMarcus he is the best at everything, Get It.
In slowmotion Haze throws his cigar in the crowd
Jr: What a joke
King: No this man comes out here week after week and gives it his all.
Jr: Whatever King
Gangsta boy climbs through the ropes and Haze is right behind him going over the top rope
Haze: Yo Yo Yo, How do you like me, I am finally on a show, does it really take rocket science to figure out i'm the best, I think Gangsta Boy could even figure that out.
Gangsta Boy: Yeah i sure cou..
Haze: Shutup! Did i eva tell you to speak Mon. Good, now lets get to the point, one thing is i'm the best and this show knows it, i know it, gangsta boy knows it. I've been in the buisness for too long to not be able to figure out who is athletic, and whos compleately imbread. I don't get it I might as well make my own show and call it Haze is the best. Cause i'm the best. It feels like i'm fighting people in the special olympics. I dont need Gangsta Boys help, I dont need anyones help.
Haze: Ive been there, Ive done that. Name it, ive been everywhere you can think of, and I have won a belt every time, but there was only one and one only folks, FCW, Fcw was the one that I neva won a belt in, but you know what i am still proud of myself, you see this is what happened, A white boy like you folks, well he was makin fun of my kind, my color, I dont like that, not one damn bit, I kept my cool but still wasnt very happy....
Haze takes a smoke of his cigar
Haze: Anyways we had a match lata that night, and I kicked his ass so bad when he came home his mama didn't even know who he was. Dont *beep* mess with me. I support my folks
Gangsta Boy: Yes he do care for his folks, Yes he do.
*Haze looks up furiously*
Haze: Man Boy you make my ass itch. Man did i eva tell you to talk huh did I, NO i didnt. Damn that boy dont listen. Anyways I am takin ova FCW, I will be thhe champ, only if this place, this *beep* hole uses me right.I will haunt you all down trust me, you lil creeps I will. Gangsta Boy you can talk now.
Gangsta Boy: Yo homies how yall doin, You all remember this please neva mess with Haze not only me will kill you but He will too. I am the 2nd best in this league, you know whos numba 1, JaMarcus, you know who is The best, JaMarcus he is the best at everything, Get It.
In slowmotion Haze throws his cigar in the crowd