Post by Chris Jericho on Apr 30, 2009 8:33:08 GMT -5
Shh... Be quiet you might piss somebody off
like me, motherf***er you've been at it far too long
You feed off other's insecurities,
and stand in front of me and bite the hand that feeds...
Self righteousness is wearing thin...
Lies inside your head your best friend...
Heart bleeds but not for fellow man...
broken glass, your fake reflection...
I've had enough its time for something real
Don't respect the words you're speaking,
gone too far...
Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold
*The arena goes dark, and a bloody 10 appears on the screen. It counts down, at first in time with a heartbeat, but then the heartbeat speeds up, and so does the count. Finally it races down to 0. The letters J-E-R-I-C-H appear before the zero to make
JERICH0
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Jericho's well known entrance anthem blares, and the fans explode with raucous cheers. Jericho skips the poses, the smiling. He heads straight for the ring, and gets a microphone.*
Jericho: Here it is, Randy. You get what you want. No smiles, no jokes. Might I note that Randy Orton is the greatest wrestler alive today and every bit of success this new federation has had is all due to him. Well, thats what he would like you to belive. That's the alternate reality he wants to live in. So, let me ask you guys, how many of you fans came here to see Randy Orton?
*The fans boo horribly.*
Jericho: I see, well I was under the impression that all of FCW treated him like the "Angel of Death" was it? It seems to me that they would rather treat you like something unpleasant on the bottom of their shoes. Because you see Randy, that's all you really are worth in this world. Yes you are mighty talented in that ring, I can't take that away from you, but you are such an insignificant asshole that it's no surprise that everyone hates you. You try as hard as you can to convince yourself that anyone gives a damn about you, but they really don't. But who I am I to say? Do they give a damn about me? As if it matters. Thats the difference between you and I, Randy. We are both excellent in the ring, but I don't waste my time on the image I portray. I have always been the guy who is what he is, take it or leave it.
*Jericho begins to breath heavily, eager to get everything off his chest.*
Jericho: But regardless of how great you are in the ring, you are a broken person. You are merely a shell. Something about you didn't develop correctly in your brain, Randy. The fact taht you think everyone on the roster wishes to be you is troubling. No one wants to be you, Randy. Nobody wants to be angry, confused and alone. No one wants the terrible existence you have. Its pathetic. Your talent in the ring is the only thing to be jealous of, but as you will find, my in ring abilities far surpass yours. Be ready for the ride of your life. As it has been said, you might be the biggest fish in the tank, but I am the only Shark in the tank. I am the Legend of FCW. I am the One Man Main Event, and I go easy on no one. If you underestimate me, you will lose.
*The fans erupt with cheers for Jericho.*
Jericho: But you are right about a few things. You care about winning and only winning. I care more about my family, my friends, and my life. Thats what makes me human, and what makes you beast. You keep living like that and you will lose your mind. As much as you would like to think that I need to convince anyone that I am special, I don't. They know who I am. The only one here who needs a lesson in Jerichistory is you, Randy. You seem to act like all the alure, the aura about me is unfounded. There is a reason why millions of people love me, Randy. There is a reason why everyone who's heard of Professional Wrestling knows my name, and it is all because I am that damn good. And just for the record, I am not saying that for management, the fans, the TV Viewers. That is for you, and only you, Randy, because you are the only one stupid enough to not grasp that concept. It has nothing to do with convincing myself, or anyone else but you, and if I can't convince you with words, I will convince you in the ring.
*The fans continue the bombastic cheers.*
Jericho: You know what you are, Randy? You are ignorance personified. You call me a fraud? I am the only one in FCW with F***ing credentials. You have none! What, one win? And you call me a fraud? Lets see 2-Time FCW World Champion vs. Yet another superstar with 1 win.... it doesn't take a genius to work that one through. But then again, nothing you say really does, Randy. Every single word out of your mouth is nothing but more lies to convince yourself. To convince you that you are worth anything. Its real shame you are so good in the ring, because you are one waste of talent. You've got the wrong head on your shoulders, and if you plan on unseating me, you should really take a few months off to train, because you will need all the help, and I mean ALL the help you can to defeat me.
*The fans continue to cheer.*
Jericho: I don't need to prove myself anymore. I proved myself when I won the ECW Championship. I proved myself when I won the FCW-WWE Championship. Im done with proving myself. Now that doesn't mean I deserve a free ride, because that's not what im saying. it means that every single FCW Fan worldwide knows that if I get one shot at that title, that I won't let it slip through my fingers. The notion though, that you deserve that title more than me is a mistake. I don't care how many times you could beat me in the ring, Randy. You will never..... EVER deserve that title. You are downright filthy. You are no champion. You are a scoundrel. Hell, if the fans wouldn't love seeing me kick your ass, you wouldn't have a job! So value your position, Randy, because all bullshit, all talk aside, you might not walk out of the arena after our match, and I mean that, I really do.
*Jericho drops the mic and stares into the crowd.*
END OF RP
like me, motherf***er you've been at it far too long
You feed off other's insecurities,
and stand in front of me and bite the hand that feeds...
Self righteousness is wearing thin...
Lies inside your head your best friend...
Heart bleeds but not for fellow man...
broken glass, your fake reflection...
I've had enough its time for something real
Don't respect the words you're speaking,
gone too far...
Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold
*The arena goes dark, and a bloody 10 appears on the screen. It counts down, at first in time with a heartbeat, but then the heartbeat speeds up, and so does the count. Finally it races down to 0. The letters J-E-R-I-C-H appear before the zero to make
JERICH0
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Jericho's well known entrance anthem blares, and the fans explode with raucous cheers. Jericho skips the poses, the smiling. He heads straight for the ring, and gets a microphone.*
Jericho: Here it is, Randy. You get what you want. No smiles, no jokes. Might I note that Randy Orton is the greatest wrestler alive today and every bit of success this new federation has had is all due to him. Well, thats what he would like you to belive. That's the alternate reality he wants to live in. So, let me ask you guys, how many of you fans came here to see Randy Orton?
*The fans boo horribly.*
Jericho: I see, well I was under the impression that all of FCW treated him like the "Angel of Death" was it? It seems to me that they would rather treat you like something unpleasant on the bottom of their shoes. Because you see Randy, that's all you really are worth in this world. Yes you are mighty talented in that ring, I can't take that away from you, but you are such an insignificant asshole that it's no surprise that everyone hates you. You try as hard as you can to convince yourself that anyone gives a damn about you, but they really don't. But who I am I to say? Do they give a damn about me? As if it matters. Thats the difference between you and I, Randy. We are both excellent in the ring, but I don't waste my time on the image I portray. I have always been the guy who is what he is, take it or leave it.
*Jericho begins to breath heavily, eager to get everything off his chest.*
Jericho: But regardless of how great you are in the ring, you are a broken person. You are merely a shell. Something about you didn't develop correctly in your brain, Randy. The fact taht you think everyone on the roster wishes to be you is troubling. No one wants to be you, Randy. Nobody wants to be angry, confused and alone. No one wants the terrible existence you have. Its pathetic. Your talent in the ring is the only thing to be jealous of, but as you will find, my in ring abilities far surpass yours. Be ready for the ride of your life. As it has been said, you might be the biggest fish in the tank, but I am the only Shark in the tank. I am the Legend of FCW. I am the One Man Main Event, and I go easy on no one. If you underestimate me, you will lose.
*The fans erupt with cheers for Jericho.*
Jericho: But you are right about a few things. You care about winning and only winning. I care more about my family, my friends, and my life. Thats what makes me human, and what makes you beast. You keep living like that and you will lose your mind. As much as you would like to think that I need to convince anyone that I am special, I don't. They know who I am. The only one here who needs a lesson in Jerichistory is you, Randy. You seem to act like all the alure, the aura about me is unfounded. There is a reason why millions of people love me, Randy. There is a reason why everyone who's heard of Professional Wrestling knows my name, and it is all because I am that damn good. And just for the record, I am not saying that for management, the fans, the TV Viewers. That is for you, and only you, Randy, because you are the only one stupid enough to not grasp that concept. It has nothing to do with convincing myself, or anyone else but you, and if I can't convince you with words, I will convince you in the ring.
*The fans continue the bombastic cheers.*
Jericho: You know what you are, Randy? You are ignorance personified. You call me a fraud? I am the only one in FCW with F***ing credentials. You have none! What, one win? And you call me a fraud? Lets see 2-Time FCW World Champion vs. Yet another superstar with 1 win.... it doesn't take a genius to work that one through. But then again, nothing you say really does, Randy. Every single word out of your mouth is nothing but more lies to convince yourself. To convince you that you are worth anything. Its real shame you are so good in the ring, because you are one waste of talent. You've got the wrong head on your shoulders, and if you plan on unseating me, you should really take a few months off to train, because you will need all the help, and I mean ALL the help you can to defeat me.
*The fans continue to cheer.*
Jericho: I don't need to prove myself anymore. I proved myself when I won the ECW Championship. I proved myself when I won the FCW-WWE Championship. Im done with proving myself. Now that doesn't mean I deserve a free ride, because that's not what im saying. it means that every single FCW Fan worldwide knows that if I get one shot at that title, that I won't let it slip through my fingers. The notion though, that you deserve that title more than me is a mistake. I don't care how many times you could beat me in the ring, Randy. You will never..... EVER deserve that title. You are downright filthy. You are no champion. You are a scoundrel. Hell, if the fans wouldn't love seeing me kick your ass, you wouldn't have a job! So value your position, Randy, because all bullshit, all talk aside, you might not walk out of the arena after our match, and I mean that, I really do.
*Jericho drops the mic and stares into the crowd.*
END OF RP
