Post by Edge on Apr 28, 2009 19:45:09 GMT -5
The scene opens with an empty podium on stage, cameras can be seen flashing all around as the muttering of people in the crowd overcomes any other noise made.
A very sophisticated man in a suit walks up the podium and makes a short announcement.
Man In Suit: Ladies and gentlemen, representing the team of Edge and Christian, please welcome EDGE AND CHRISTIAN!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
As Edge's song plays, both men make their way out onto the stage while cameras flash and people cheer.
Edge: Thank you sir, it's very nice to be here today.
Christian: Touche
Edge: Now, may I get the first question? You there, hot lady, front row.
Hot Lady: This one is for both of you. How are you going to prepare for your FCW Tag Team Title match friday night on Anarchy against Kaz and the Wizz Kidd?
Edge: You mean Quzz Kidd?
Hot Lady: No, Wizz Kidd
Edge: You must be mistaken, he's the Quizz Kidd. I've been calling him that for almost a month now.
Christian leans over and whispers something in his ear
Edge: Really? Oh sorry.
Edge straightens out his suit and begins speaking again
Edge: mmmm, well, what I do is what I do before every match.
Christian: Intense training
Edge: Yes, of course, intense training.
Christian: Anybody else? Ummmm, you, old guy
Old Guy: If you become tag team champions, what will you do to represent FCW as their tag champs?
Edge: You mean WHEN we win the titles. Well, we'll represent with honor, dignity, and loyalty.
Christian: Yeah, loyalty. We're on a tight schedule so only one more question. You!
Columnist: Do you think your match will be very easy since your opponents don't get along?
Edge: Well duh. That's the whole point. They hate each other. And since they do, they won't get along a bit. An easy championship match if I've ever heard of one.
Christian: Thanks for everyone that came out. See you on Anarchy.
Edge: THE RATED R SUPERSTAR HAS SPOKEN
On that note, Edge and Christian exit the stage to cameras flashing and muttering as the screen fades to black
END OF RP
A very sophisticated man in a suit walks up the podium and makes a short announcement.
Man In Suit: Ladies and gentlemen, representing the team of Edge and Christian, please welcome EDGE AND CHRISTIAN!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
As Edge's song plays, both men make their way out onto the stage while cameras flash and people cheer.
Edge: Thank you sir, it's very nice to be here today.
Christian: Touche
Edge: Now, may I get the first question? You there, hot lady, front row.
Hot Lady: This one is for both of you. How are you going to prepare for your FCW Tag Team Title match friday night on Anarchy against Kaz and the Wizz Kidd?
Edge: You mean Quzz Kidd?
Hot Lady: No, Wizz Kidd
Edge: You must be mistaken, he's the Quizz Kidd. I've been calling him that for almost a month now.
Christian leans over and whispers something in his ear
Edge: Really? Oh sorry.
Edge straightens out his suit and begins speaking again
Edge: mmmm, well, what I do is what I do before every match.
Christian: Intense training
Edge: Yes, of course, intense training.
Christian: Anybody else? Ummmm, you, old guy
Old Guy: If you become tag team champions, what will you do to represent FCW as their tag champs?
Edge: You mean WHEN we win the titles. Well, we'll represent with honor, dignity, and loyalty.
Christian: Yeah, loyalty. We're on a tight schedule so only one more question. You!
Columnist: Do you think your match will be very easy since your opponents don't get along?
Edge: Well duh. That's the whole point. They hate each other. And since they do, they won't get along a bit. An easy championship match if I've ever heard of one.
Christian: Thanks for everyone that came out. See you on Anarchy.
Edge: THE RATED R SUPERSTAR HAS SPOKEN
On that note, Edge and Christian exit the stage to cameras flashing and muttering as the screen fades to black
END OF RP
