Post by Eggman on Aug 24, 2009 11:56:59 GMT -5
The FCW arena goes suddenly dark, and a single spotlight comes on, projecting the shadow image of an egg on the arena ceiling. Suddenly, a man swings on a cable through the beam of the spotlight, and is picked out by another as he swings down to land neatly in the center of the ring and strike a heroic pose. It is, of course, none other than the FCW's resident superhero, Eggman! As the spotlights fade and the house lights come up, Eggman pulls a mic from his utility belt and raises it to his lips.
Eggman: Robert Saints! Your pathetic attempt to ally me with the World Elite failed miserably! As if I would ally myself with any group that includes Puma, who I don't entirely trust yet, what with him hiding behind that mask. You obviously wanted the World Elite to come out and interfere in our match so you could claim you were outnumbered. Obviously I saw right through your nefarious scheme, and easily dispatched you.
Speaking of Puma, I see that my challenge to all in the FCW who hide their identity has worked perfectly. I wished to either chase them away or bring them all out in the open, and here they are. Puma immediately accepted my challenge, and Virus is off hiding somewhere, smearing facepaint all over his face and hoping Batman doesn't catch him jacking off to pictures of The Joker. And I've brought two more out of hiding. The cat burglar Edge Man, and this big oaf who says he's a leprechaun. If Markswoggle's a leprechaun, well, then he needs to cut waaaaaaaaaaaaay back on the Lucky Charms. They go right to the hips, dude.
Now, at next Anarchy, it's me and Wizad..............er, Whizzer, Whiz Kid, whatever your name is. You may be called Whiz Kid because you think you're a Whiz, but it just reminds me of something my dear departed father used to tell me. "Son" he'd say, "Don't whiz on the electric fence!" My brother never listened to him, and to this day, he can't have kids. I look forward to defeating someone who likes to Whiz all over the place. That's just nasty!
Eggman smirks, replaces the mic in his utility belt, and slides out of the ring under the ropes. He reaches into his trenchcoat, pulls out a carton of Egg Beaters, opens it, and walks out of the arena while chugging it.
Eggman: Robert Saints! Your pathetic attempt to ally me with the World Elite failed miserably! As if I would ally myself with any group that includes Puma, who I don't entirely trust yet, what with him hiding behind that mask. You obviously wanted the World Elite to come out and interfere in our match so you could claim you were outnumbered. Obviously I saw right through your nefarious scheme, and easily dispatched you.
Speaking of Puma, I see that my challenge to all in the FCW who hide their identity has worked perfectly. I wished to either chase them away or bring them all out in the open, and here they are. Puma immediately accepted my challenge, and Virus is off hiding somewhere, smearing facepaint all over his face and hoping Batman doesn't catch him jacking off to pictures of The Joker. And I've brought two more out of hiding. The cat burglar Edge Man, and this big oaf who says he's a leprechaun. If Markswoggle's a leprechaun, well, then he needs to cut waaaaaaaaaaaaay back on the Lucky Charms. They go right to the hips, dude.
Now, at next Anarchy, it's me and Wizad..............er, Whizzer, Whiz Kid, whatever your name is. You may be called Whiz Kid because you think you're a Whiz, but it just reminds me of something my dear departed father used to tell me. "Son" he'd say, "Don't whiz on the electric fence!" My brother never listened to him, and to this day, he can't have kids. I look forward to defeating someone who likes to Whiz all over the place. That's just nasty!
Eggman smirks, replaces the mic in his utility belt, and slides out of the ring under the ropes. He reaches into his trenchcoat, pulls out a carton of Egg Beaters, opens it, and walks out of the arena while chugging it.
