Post by Jason Evans on Jul 24, 2009 17:43:58 GMT -5
FRIDAY NIGHT
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JR: Well, that was, that was...exactly what I was expecting, what about you Kang?
King: Well, I knew Evan was going to come out on top but, that is a different fashion of which, um, I don't know...
As Evan Bourne starts walking up the ramp, he turns and looks at the fans and smiles...he walks backstage and into the showers...
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30 MINUTES LATER
As Evan is walking out of the locker room, he bumps into Seifer Blacke...
Evan: Hey...how's it going?
Seifer doesn't answer but just stares at Evan,
Evan: Look, I know what I said was harsh, but this is business...just wait until Sunday...I'll prove that my actions are just as harsh as my words...
Seifer keeps staring at Evan for another twenty seconds, turns, and walks over to his locker, not paying any more attention to Evan...
Evan: OK, I'll see you Sunday I guess...
Seifer shakes his head, smiling with a devilish look on his face...Evan walks out of the locker room and out of the arena, he enters his 2010 Ford GT, he begins to drive home...he thinks:
'Hmm, what am I going to get for supper?'
He looks at his watch,
9:30
'Damn, the Chinese restaurant is closed...well I guess, I'm not sure...'
As he drives by a dark alley, it looks like a figure is motioning with their finger to go over...Evan slams on the brakes, seeing in how nobody is behind him, he puts the car into reverse...
'What the hell does this bum want? Well, it looks like I'm going to find out in a minute, now aren't I?'
Evan puts the car in park, un-buckles, opens the door, locks it, and walks over to the figure...
Dark Figure: So, your Evan Bourne...right?
Evan: What the hell do you want?
Dark Figure: To take you out of business...
The person takes a metal baseball bat from behind his back as Evan backs into his car, the person swings but Evan ducks as the passenger window gets smashed into a million little particles...
Evan: Oh, you did it now!
Evan runs and tries to spear the person but gets a bat shot to the back...he falls to the ground, in pain, plays possum and gets the person into a toe hold and then a cross-face with the bat...
Evan: You think that you can kick my ass? Well think again...
He squeezes tighter, cutting the bums oxygen off...he stops struggling, more and more each second...Evan lets go...
Evan: That's what you get when you mess with Evan Bourne, got it?
Evan gets back in his car and drives home and goes to bed...
SATURDAY
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Evan Bourne wakes up, and goes to work out...
4 HOURS LATER
Evan goes to a garage near his house to get his window fixed...
2 HOURS LATER
It's about 2 o'clock in the afternoon when Evan gets back home...he goes into his kitchen and grabs his cell phone which he left on the counter...he picks it up and dials a number...
Person On The Other Line: HEY, EVAAAN! Wassup big bro?!
The voice sounds like Evans little brother, Nick's, voice...Evan begins to talk...
Evan: You ready to go to the arena for some one-on-one combat?
Nick: I'll be at your house in five, k?
Evan chuckles as he talks...
Evan: OK, see you in five.
They both hangup at the same time...Evan goes over to his fridge and grabs a burger and scarfs it down in like twenty seconds...he grabs all his gear and waits outside...
4 HOURS LATER
After they are done training, Evan goes home, grabs dinner, and goes to sleep...it's the big day tomorrow...
SUNDAY
Evan wakes up, grabs a box of cereal, his gear, and walks out the door, he gets into his Ford GT...on his way to the arena...it's Last Resort tonight...
6 HOURS LATER
The opening pyrotechnics go off for Last Resort...
JR: This is Last Resort! I'm Hall of Famer Jim Ross with broadcast Hall of Famer in crime: Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler! What is your favorite match on tonight's card, Kang?
King: It's hard hard to say...either the Double Jeopardy match for the Undisputed FCW Championship, The No-Roped Barb Wire Match, The I Quit Match, or the Intercontinental Championship match...yours?
JR: Definitely the Intercontinental Match which will be Evan Bourne vs. The Champion, Seifer Blacke...and it's going to be one helluva fight!
King: Well, we're going to go out back to our colleague partner, Todd Grisham, Todd...
The camera goes backstage to Todd holding a microphone, he begins to talk...
Todd: Thanks guys...I'm going to be interviewing both contestants for the Intercontinental championship match...and my first guest will be Evan Bourne!
Evan is seen smiling, Todd holds the mic up to his face as he begins to talk...
Todd: Hello Evan, so, are you pumped for your match that's going to be in a little while?
Evan: Hell yes I'm pumped! I'm going to do what I never got to do to Seifer...when we step into the ring, I'm going to break that son of a bitch in a billion bits and take his title out the door with me so he can cry on his abusive daddies shoulder!
Todd: OK, um, so, if you lose, what are you going to do?
Evan: Come on man, be real, I'm not going to lose! You want to know why?
Todd: Why?
Evan: Because I am the NEXT BIG THING!
The fans cheer as Todd begins to speak again...
Todd: OK, I know your not going to lose but, if it was a different world and you lost, what would you do?
Evan: I'd call out the best talent in FCW, Lance Copeland...he has shown a lot of improvement lately and he is an FCW Orignal...It'd be an honor to wrestle him...but, I'd just pull out an 'upset' and hit him with the Air-Bourne!
Todd: Um, well, we're almost out of time, one last question: What are your thoughts on the Tag Team Invitational match that could have been?
Evan: Cody Rhodes and I would have gone in there and dominated...we would walk out Tag Team Champs AND I would walk out Intercontinental Champion! Now, are we done here? Yeah, I think we are...I got to get ready for my match...se ya' 'round...
Todd: Um, yeah, which sets me up for my next guest: The Intercontinental Champion: Seifer Blacke...
TBC Seifer Blacke (You don't have to...I just didn't want to get interviewed by myself...lol) or EORP.
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JR: Well, that was, that was...exactly what I was expecting, what about you Kang?
King: Well, I knew Evan was going to come out on top but, that is a different fashion of which, um, I don't know...
As Evan Bourne starts walking up the ramp, he turns and looks at the fans and smiles...he walks backstage and into the showers...
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30 MINUTES LATER
As Evan is walking out of the locker room, he bumps into Seifer Blacke...
Evan: Hey...how's it going?
Seifer doesn't answer but just stares at Evan,
Evan: Look, I know what I said was harsh, but this is business...just wait until Sunday...I'll prove that my actions are just as harsh as my words...
Seifer keeps staring at Evan for another twenty seconds, turns, and walks over to his locker, not paying any more attention to Evan...
Evan: OK, I'll see you Sunday I guess...
Seifer shakes his head, smiling with a devilish look on his face...Evan walks out of the locker room and out of the arena, he enters his 2010 Ford GT, he begins to drive home...he thinks:
'Hmm, what am I going to get for supper?'
He looks at his watch,
9:30
'Damn, the Chinese restaurant is closed...well I guess, I'm not sure...'
As he drives by a dark alley, it looks like a figure is motioning with their finger to go over...Evan slams on the brakes, seeing in how nobody is behind him, he puts the car into reverse...
'What the hell does this bum want? Well, it looks like I'm going to find out in a minute, now aren't I?'
Evan puts the car in park, un-buckles, opens the door, locks it, and walks over to the figure...
Dark Figure: So, your Evan Bourne...right?
Evan: What the hell do you want?
Dark Figure: To take you out of business...
The person takes a metal baseball bat from behind his back as Evan backs into his car, the person swings but Evan ducks as the passenger window gets smashed into a million little particles...
Evan: Oh, you did it now!
Evan runs and tries to spear the person but gets a bat shot to the back...he falls to the ground, in pain, plays possum and gets the person into a toe hold and then a cross-face with the bat...
Evan: You think that you can kick my ass? Well think again...
He squeezes tighter, cutting the bums oxygen off...he stops struggling, more and more each second...Evan lets go...
Evan: That's what you get when you mess with Evan Bourne, got it?
Evan gets back in his car and drives home and goes to bed...
SATURDAY
..........................................................................................
Evan Bourne wakes up, and goes to work out...
4 HOURS LATER
Evan goes to a garage near his house to get his window fixed...
2 HOURS LATER
It's about 2 o'clock in the afternoon when Evan gets back home...he goes into his kitchen and grabs his cell phone which he left on the counter...he picks it up and dials a number...
Person On The Other Line: HEY, EVAAAN! Wassup big bro?!
The voice sounds like Evans little brother, Nick's, voice...Evan begins to talk...
Evan: You ready to go to the arena for some one-on-one combat?
Nick: I'll be at your house in five, k?
Evan chuckles as he talks...
Evan: OK, see you in five.
They both hangup at the same time...Evan goes over to his fridge and grabs a burger and scarfs it down in like twenty seconds...he grabs all his gear and waits outside...
4 HOURS LATER
After they are done training, Evan goes home, grabs dinner, and goes to sleep...it's the big day tomorrow...
SUNDAY
Evan wakes up, grabs a box of cereal, his gear, and walks out the door, he gets into his Ford GT...on his way to the arena...it's Last Resort tonight...
6 HOURS LATER
The opening pyrotechnics go off for Last Resort...
JR: This is Last Resort! I'm Hall of Famer Jim Ross with broadcast Hall of Famer in crime: Jerry 'The Kang' Lawler! What is your favorite match on tonight's card, Kang?
King: It's hard hard to say...either the Double Jeopardy match for the Undisputed FCW Championship, The No-Roped Barb Wire Match, The I Quit Match, or the Intercontinental Championship match...yours?
JR: Definitely the Intercontinental Match which will be Evan Bourne vs. The Champion, Seifer Blacke...and it's going to be one helluva fight!
King: Well, we're going to go out back to our colleague partner, Todd Grisham, Todd...
The camera goes backstage to Todd holding a microphone, he begins to talk...
Todd: Thanks guys...I'm going to be interviewing both contestants for the Intercontinental championship match...and my first guest will be Evan Bourne!
Evan is seen smiling, Todd holds the mic up to his face as he begins to talk...
Todd: Hello Evan, so, are you pumped for your match that's going to be in a little while?
Evan: Hell yes I'm pumped! I'm going to do what I never got to do to Seifer...when we step into the ring, I'm going to break that son of a bitch in a billion bits and take his title out the door with me so he can cry on his abusive daddies shoulder!
Todd: OK, um, so, if you lose, what are you going to do?
Evan: Come on man, be real, I'm not going to lose! You want to know why?
Todd: Why?
Evan: Because I am the NEXT BIG THING!
The fans cheer as Todd begins to speak again...
Todd: OK, I know your not going to lose but, if it was a different world and you lost, what would you do?
Evan: I'd call out the best talent in FCW, Lance Copeland...he has shown a lot of improvement lately and he is an FCW Orignal...It'd be an honor to wrestle him...but, I'd just pull out an 'upset' and hit him with the Air-Bourne!
Todd: Um, well, we're almost out of time, one last question: What are your thoughts on the Tag Team Invitational match that could have been?
Evan: Cody Rhodes and I would have gone in there and dominated...we would walk out Tag Team Champs AND I would walk out Intercontinental Champion! Now, are we done here? Yeah, I think we are...I got to get ready for my match...se ya' 'round...
Todd: Um, yeah, which sets me up for my next guest: The Intercontinental Champion: Seifer Blacke...
TBC Seifer Blacke (You don't have to...I just didn't want to get interviewed by myself...lol) or EORP.
