Post by Jason Evans on Dec 6, 2009 8:40:33 GMT -5
See this? Now this is an RP. And it's MY RP.
*Hardcore Hell starts of slowly...The pyro goes off...Nicole Sherzinger sings the National Anthem...Lebron James, Michael Vick, Matt Damon, and other stars are seen backstage...video packages for the main event and other big matches are played over the tron...and "Voices" by Rev Theory blares over the P.A and the fans, surprisingly cheer Randy. But, most fans still boo him. When he appears on the top of the ramp, he is seen carrying a barbed wire bat and wearing a 'Hardcore Motha F*cka' shirt that has McCruel Intentions, The Rotweilers, Edge, Randy, and Adamska on the shirt. Randy starts walking down the ramp and then suddenly, he throws the bat in the ring before he slides under the bottom rope. He stands up, and picks up his barbed wire bat, and then grabs a mike.
Randy Orton: As many of you may know, I am facing Edge tonight in what will start off Hardcore Hell. I am not happy with the fact that one of the biggest and baddest matches in SCW History is starting off this Pay Per View. No, I don't see what the point of even having us fight if we are just going to start the show. I deserve better. I should be in the Main Event, fighting superstars such as Stone Cold, Adamska, and people like Jason Evans. Jason is a pussy that only wants to fight me on his own terms. If I was ready for him before he attacked me, I would have RKO'd his ass so fast, he'd think he just got struck by lightning. If I had the chance, I would drop the match with Edge and challenge Jason. Everybody knows that Jason is nothing short of a miracle. It's a miracle that he is even able to walk! After his ladder match with the Sawyer Brothers, he just lied in bed all day, eating potato chips and drinking Monster and Beetle Juice, watching shows like 'Founded for Life', 'Are You Smarter Than A Snitsky?' 'Found' and 'Saturday Night Taped.' Those are shows that only people like you snot face losers would watch! I watch shows about me. I only watch my wrestling matches.
*Orton smiles, while the fans boo. He looks the camera dead in the lens.
Randy Orton: Anyhow, onto my match and opponent tonight...Edge, you think that I'm not ready for you? You think that you are better than me? Really? Really? Wow. I think pigs must be flying. And I never thought I'd see the day such a superstar like Edge would get a contract, let alone even be known. Tonight, if I lose, I promise you that I will never, ever, show my face on ShowDown again. I am so confident that I will win, that I will also tell you guys, that if I lose, I will come out to the ring next week on ShowDown, and kiss Edge's dirty wrestling boots. And we all know that I won't lose because I am the Legend Killer. Even though I am a 'Legend Killer' I won't be killing any legends tonight. Edge, well, quite frankly, I don't consider Edge a legend. No, I consider him more of a loser type of person. I am a legend, and I am the only legend here in this dead beat federation Sin City Wrestling, also known as SCW. Nobody can compare to me. I am nothing short of great.
*Randy lowers the mike for a second, almost waiting to get booed. And after a few seconds, the boos fly in. And when Orton gets booed, he feels he should egg them on further...
Randy Orton: Haha, you guys boo me, but cheer a guy like Shawn Michaels. That doesn't make much sense to me. Dirt. Dirt has two meanings...the first meaning is 'A mix of earth and gravel...' and the second meaning is my favorite...'A wrestling superstar known as Adam 'Edge' Copeland...' Hahaha. Grime. Grime is another word that has two meanings...the first meaning is 'Bacteria and germs mixed to form a gloppy substance...' and the other meaning...'The face of wrestling superstar Adam 'Edge' Copeland...' Wow. I never thought such a person would get published in a magazine, err...I mean dictionary...Anyhow...this is a speech that only the great of the great should hear...so, put some ear plugs in people! Because the only great person in this arena is me.
*The fans keep booing Randy which makes him want to egg them on even more, but he doesn't...he knows the consiqueances...
Randy Orton: Shut up! Everybody just shut up! Shut up or I will punt every one of your nerd faces! I should be praised for my great looks, my charming personality, and my perfect wrestling skills. But no, you people think that I am the bad guy. None of you are third generation superstars! I am! I had everything handed to me! I was born and raised in the wrestling business! Unlike people like DX, Jason Evans, and Steve Austin. I am great. I am the best. I can beat everybody! I am undefeated in this business, which nobody else can imitate! I am my own person. I don't need help to live or survive. I don't need my mommy to tuck me in or read me a bed time story! I don't carry around a little blankie to keep me alive! I don't need steroids to be strong. I'm not like Manny Ramirez or David Ortiz or even Barry Bonds. I am the Shaqueil O'Neil of wrestling. And you people make me sick.
*Randy drops the mike while "Voices" plays on the P.A and Orton takes his barbed wire bat and walks out of the ring, and through the curtain.
TBC: Anybody here in FCW that thinks they are better than me.
*Hardcore Hell starts of slowly...The pyro goes off...Nicole Sherzinger sings the National Anthem...Lebron James, Michael Vick, Matt Damon, and other stars are seen backstage...video packages for the main event and other big matches are played over the tron...and "Voices" by Rev Theory blares over the P.A and the fans, surprisingly cheer Randy. But, most fans still boo him. When he appears on the top of the ramp, he is seen carrying a barbed wire bat and wearing a 'Hardcore Motha F*cka' shirt that has McCruel Intentions, The Rotweilers, Edge, Randy, and Adamska on the shirt. Randy starts walking down the ramp and then suddenly, he throws the bat in the ring before he slides under the bottom rope. He stands up, and picks up his barbed wire bat, and then grabs a mike.
Randy Orton: As many of you may know, I am facing Edge tonight in what will start off Hardcore Hell. I am not happy with the fact that one of the biggest and baddest matches in SCW History is starting off this Pay Per View. No, I don't see what the point of even having us fight if we are just going to start the show. I deserve better. I should be in the Main Event, fighting superstars such as Stone Cold, Adamska, and people like Jason Evans. Jason is a pussy that only wants to fight me on his own terms. If I was ready for him before he attacked me, I would have RKO'd his ass so fast, he'd think he just got struck by lightning. If I had the chance, I would drop the match with Edge and challenge Jason. Everybody knows that Jason is nothing short of a miracle. It's a miracle that he is even able to walk! After his ladder match with the Sawyer Brothers, he just lied in bed all day, eating potato chips and drinking Monster and Beetle Juice, watching shows like 'Founded for Life', 'Are You Smarter Than A Snitsky?' 'Found' and 'Saturday Night Taped.' Those are shows that only people like you snot face losers would watch! I watch shows about me. I only watch my wrestling matches.
*Orton smiles, while the fans boo. He looks the camera dead in the lens.
Randy Orton: Anyhow, onto my match and opponent tonight...Edge, you think that I'm not ready for you? You think that you are better than me? Really? Really? Wow. I think pigs must be flying. And I never thought I'd see the day such a superstar like Edge would get a contract, let alone even be known. Tonight, if I lose, I promise you that I will never, ever, show my face on ShowDown again. I am so confident that I will win, that I will also tell you guys, that if I lose, I will come out to the ring next week on ShowDown, and kiss Edge's dirty wrestling boots. And we all know that I won't lose because I am the Legend Killer. Even though I am a 'Legend Killer' I won't be killing any legends tonight. Edge, well, quite frankly, I don't consider Edge a legend. No, I consider him more of a loser type of person. I am a legend, and I am the only legend here in this dead beat federation Sin City Wrestling, also known as SCW. Nobody can compare to me. I am nothing short of great.
*Randy lowers the mike for a second, almost waiting to get booed. And after a few seconds, the boos fly in. And when Orton gets booed, he feels he should egg them on further...
Randy Orton: Haha, you guys boo me, but cheer a guy like Shawn Michaels. That doesn't make much sense to me. Dirt. Dirt has two meanings...the first meaning is 'A mix of earth and gravel...' and the second meaning is my favorite...'A wrestling superstar known as Adam 'Edge' Copeland...' Hahaha. Grime. Grime is another word that has two meanings...the first meaning is 'Bacteria and germs mixed to form a gloppy substance...' and the other meaning...'The face of wrestling superstar Adam 'Edge' Copeland...' Wow. I never thought such a person would get published in a magazine, err...I mean dictionary...Anyhow...this is a speech that only the great of the great should hear...so, put some ear plugs in people! Because the only great person in this arena is me.
*The fans keep booing Randy which makes him want to egg them on even more, but he doesn't...he knows the consiqueances...
Randy Orton: Shut up! Everybody just shut up! Shut up or I will punt every one of your nerd faces! I should be praised for my great looks, my charming personality, and my perfect wrestling skills. But no, you people think that I am the bad guy. None of you are third generation superstars! I am! I had everything handed to me! I was born and raised in the wrestling business! Unlike people like DX, Jason Evans, and Steve Austin. I am great. I am the best. I can beat everybody! I am undefeated in this business, which nobody else can imitate! I am my own person. I don't need help to live or survive. I don't need my mommy to tuck me in or read me a bed time story! I don't carry around a little blankie to keep me alive! I don't need steroids to be strong. I'm not like Manny Ramirez or David Ortiz or even Barry Bonds. I am the Shaqueil O'Neil of wrestling. And you people make me sick.
*Randy drops the mike while "Voices" plays on the P.A and Orton takes his barbed wire bat and walks out of the ring, and through the curtain.
TBC: Anybody here in FCW that thinks they are better than me.