What A Terrible Waste

[William McConnell]

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The cameras find William McConnell backstage, relaxing.

McConnell: Its week two of my FCW run and holy hell am I bored. I popped on over to the usual spots to get the info on this weeks card and I see my name against that of Kazekage. Not sure how the hell to say it, but we'll assume I'm right and here's why. After the thrashing I gave Dan Hellman, Blade LaVigne and Suicide last week.. I thought maybe, just MAYBE I'd really be able to showcase something this week. Fast forward throughout this week. I decided to let Kazekage get the first word in. I wanted to see what kind of man he was. I wanted to know if he was ready to go. I wanted to know how the hell to say his name. I got none of that. Nothing. Not even a trace of the man known as Kazekage. Is he one of those types who can't say anything important until he has something to reply to? A man who follows the lead, not sets the trend? I guess we'll know after this, won't we? What an absolute waste, too. How am I supposed to showcase what I can do in FCW when I can't even get an opponent of my caliber? I guess thats what I get though.. I did say I was going to work my way up and now I'm having to weed past all the curtain jerkers and never-will-be's before I get my chance to really stand out. I can deal with it. Just a bit disappointed, you know? Here I am, wasting my week training so I can really give the fans something special against an opponent when in reality all I needed to do was sit around and play Final Fantasy 6 and eat chips. Are you happy with yourself? I could've made it to the World of Ruin, beat Kefka and saved whats left of the world and still would've made it to Friday Night Anarchy in time to humiliate you in front of the entire crowd.

McConnell sighs.

McConnell: I'll just have to do my best to salvage it. Make it a display of offense. Show the boys running the show that William McConnell can move fast and hit hard. Give them the flash. The style. With any luck, they'll see that while men like Kazekage are floundering, men like myself are fighting to get our spots on the pay per views. I can't help it that my opponents keep ending up as nothing more than cannon fodder. At least I won't waste too much air time. I'll make it quick. I won't take my time or be methodical about it. I'll get in, I'll impress, I'll nail Kazekage with the Dual Shock and then I'll head on my way. Simple as that. Hell, this guy is so lame I can't even think of a way to end this with my catch phrase. Damn, what a waste!

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McConnell shrugs, waving off the cameras as they fade.

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