Requiem Card and Results-07/14/09

[The Boss]

Requiem Card and Results-07/14/09

Tag Team Grudge Match
Jimmy Gimmick and Kazarian vs. Alexander Parise and Wizz Kidd

"Dangerous K" Kenta vs. Pyronus Souria

Christian Cage vs. Matt Hardy

Dan Hellman vs. The Miz

Lance Copeland vs. Dante Williams
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Needless to say recent Requiem activity has been a disappointment so this week I'm thinking, and I know this might be a little overly optimistic, we are going to have some roleplays.

[Angellus]

The curtain comes up for Requiem as it goes on the air

The pyro explodes as the show comes on and then the whole arena goes dark as "X gonna give it to ya" plays over the intercom

X walks down the ramp and joins Tazz and Michael Cole on commentary at the announcer's table

Michael Cole: Thank you for joining us at commentary, X;

X: Don't think just because I don't have a match tonight doesn't mean I'm not interested in watching the card and scope future challengers as I am still trying to find out the mystery of X scar

Tazz: It was harsh when you followed the note and it led you to a VHS cassette where you discovered a hidden address which turned out to be an amusement park and then you wind up in jail for trespassing

Cole: How did you get out of jail to be here tonight instead of serving time?

X: Tazz, Cole; some mysterious man paid for my bail so I was released and now I have to be more careful in the future as I try to find out more about the man who threw me in jail and also about the man who paid the bail for my freedom

Tazz: In other words, X; you have more unanswered questions to find the answers to, I hope you find them and get this scarring situation in your past so you can wrestle without having to worry about anyone over your head looking to take you out

Cole: X; we hope you the best in your ongoing investigation in on who scarred you but now lets change our focus to the first match of the evening as the newcomer Lance Copeland takes on another newcomer Dante Williams

X: JR, King; I can't wait for the main event when Kazarian and Wizz Kidd get their hands on each other and also in that match as the gash becomes wider and wider between Jimmy Gimmick and Alexander "The Great" Parise

Tazz: I can't wait for the epic match as Christian Cage takes on Matt Hardy; maybe Matt Hardy will get the victory over one half of the greatest tag team in tag team history of E&C

JR: King; don't forget all the acolades that Matt Hardy has done in the tag team division also with his brother Jeff Hardy as the Hardy Boyz and later as the Hardyz

Cole: JR, I didn't forget about Matt Hardy's accomplishment in the ring as a tag team wrestler but I chose to showcase Christian's talent because people nowadays have forgetten that he was once on top of tag team division along with his brother Edge

X just watches as Tazz and Cole continue to talk about the other matches on tonight's card of Requiem

[The Boss]

Requiem Results-07/14/09

Lance Copeland vs. Dante Williams

Copeland and Williams put on a lackluster performance that quickly put the capacity crowd to sleep. Fortunately the two found themselves counted out early on allowing the contest to be declared a draw.
No Contest @ 6:08

Dan Hellman vs. The Miz

Well neither man looked overly impressive Dan Hellman dominated The Miz, who attempted to fight back through merely flailing around the ring aimlessly. Hellman quickly put The Miz down with the Hellman suplex for the 3 count.
Winner: Dan Hellman via pinfall @ 5:47

"Dangerous K" Kenta vs. Pyronus Souria

This match wasn’t exactly anticipated with baited breath; given the complete deterioration of these two alleged ‘superstars’ careers in recent weeks. Despite the lowly expectations the two still managed to disappointment neither man making the effort to even arrive at the match.

Christian Cage vs. Matt Hardy

“The Instant Classic” hasn’t had much success since his former partner Edge kicked him to the curb and his streak continues against a focused returning Matt Hardy. Hardy made short work of Cage whose momentary struggle was cut short with a Twist of Fate.
Winner Matt Hardy via pinfall @ 7:22

Tag Team Grudge Match
Jimmy Gimmick and Kazarian vs. Alexander “The Great” Parise and Wizz Kidd

This Last Resort preview of sorts failed to disappoint and had the fans attention right from the opening bell. Kaz and Wizz Kidd got a chance to brawl with each other in the early stages of this tag team grudge match each man needing the official to hold them back at separate points. Jimmy Gimmick and Kazarian strategically isolated Wizz Kidd with a variety of high impact double team maneuvers earning several near falls.
When Gimmick looked ready to finish of Wizz Kidd he managed to dive across the ring with a last resort tag to bring the World Champion Alexander Parise into the ring. Gimmick ran as if he’d seen a ghost tagging in Kaz and fleeing from ringside. The disappearance of Gimmick left the handicap match short lived as Parise scored the pinfall victory over Kazarian with the Parise Piledriver.
Winners: Alexander Parise and Wizz Kidd via pinfall @ 16:43