Post by Edge on May 16, 2009 14:04:11 GMT -5
The scene opens with Edge running around backstage frantically with a rather large pile of papers in his hands, passing a sheet out to anybody that passes by. One of the FCW interviewers, Jeremy Borash, tries to stop Edge.
JB: Edg...
Edge: Here JB, take one.
Edge cuts off JB and gives him one of the sheets of paper.
JB: Edge, wait I need to talk to you.
Edge hesitantly stops to talk to Jeremy Borash.
Edge: What do you want? Make it quick I'm in a hurry.
JB: Edge? What are you doing? You're running around like a madman. Passing out these.....What are they anyway.
Edge: They're fliers. You know, missing person fliers. Duh, JB, you're just wasting my time.
JB: What are they for Edge? I don't understand.
Edge: It's Christian, I can't find him. He's gone missing.
JB: Missing? That can't be it.
Edge: But it is, see, I even got this ransom note.
Edge digs around in his pockets for a minute. Not able to find it in one then switches over to the other. He continues looking disgruntled until finally he pulls out a crumpled up piece of paper. he unfolds it to reveal what he said it was. A ransom note, written in letters cut out from a magazine. Edge flattens it out and reads the note.
Edge "IF YOU DON'T DELIVER $30 AND THE FCW TAG TEAM TITLES TO THE SONIC ACROSS THE STREET BY THE END OF FRIDAY NIGHT ANARCHY ON 5/22, YOU MAY NEVER SEE YOUR PARTNER AGAIN" You see, somebody took him, and they put up a heavy ransom. I didn't know what to do, so I made these fliers.
JB: Heavy? When did you get the note?
Edge: Last night, after Anarchy.
JB: Why didn't you tell anyone?
Edge: I was busy, making fliers.
JB: Here, give me one, what does it say?
MISSING PERSON
Name: Christian Cage
DOB:11/30/73
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair Color: Blonde
Last Seen: 5/15/09, wearing wrestling gear, looking extremely awesome.
Edge, you gotta be kidding me
Edge: Why JB? These are awesome.
JB: Just deliver the ransom, then you'll find out who did it. They'll have the FCW Tag T....
Edge: NO JB. It's not that simple. We have to solve this mystery. We can do it. And I think I know who did it.
JB: Who?
Edge: One of the men who want my title, a man who's hot on my trail. Blade LaVigne!
JB: Oh god....
End of Part 1
JB: Edg...
Edge: Here JB, take one.
Edge cuts off JB and gives him one of the sheets of paper.
JB: Edge, wait I need to talk to you.
Edge hesitantly stops to talk to Jeremy Borash.
Edge: What do you want? Make it quick I'm in a hurry.
JB: Edge? What are you doing? You're running around like a madman. Passing out these.....What are they anyway.
Edge: They're fliers. You know, missing person fliers. Duh, JB, you're just wasting my time.
JB: What are they for Edge? I don't understand.
Edge: It's Christian, I can't find him. He's gone missing.
JB: Missing? That can't be it.
Edge: But it is, see, I even got this ransom note.
Edge digs around in his pockets for a minute. Not able to find it in one then switches over to the other. He continues looking disgruntled until finally he pulls out a crumpled up piece of paper. he unfolds it to reveal what he said it was. A ransom note, written in letters cut out from a magazine. Edge flattens it out and reads the note.
Edge "IF YOU DON'T DELIVER $30 AND THE FCW TAG TEAM TITLES TO THE SONIC ACROSS THE STREET BY THE END OF FRIDAY NIGHT ANARCHY ON 5/22, YOU MAY NEVER SEE YOUR PARTNER AGAIN" You see, somebody took him, and they put up a heavy ransom. I didn't know what to do, so I made these fliers.
JB: Heavy? When did you get the note?
Edge: Last night, after Anarchy.
JB: Why didn't you tell anyone?
Edge: I was busy, making fliers.
JB: Here, give me one, what does it say?
MISSING PERSON
Name: Christian Cage
DOB:11/30/73
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair Color: Blonde
Last Seen: 5/15/09, wearing wrestling gear, looking extremely awesome.
Edge, you gotta be kidding me
Edge: Why JB? These are awesome.
JB: Just deliver the ransom, then you'll find out who did it. They'll have the FCW Tag T....
Edge: NO JB. It's not that simple. We have to solve this mystery. We can do it. And I think I know who did it.
JB: Who?
Edge: One of the men who want my title, a man who's hot on my trail. Blade LaVigne!
JB: Oh god....
End of Part 1
